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em from apparently hopeless situations. * * * * * [Illustration: MORE WORRIES OF THE MIDDLE AGES. _The Goat._ "WHO ARE YOU?" _The Man_ (_greatly disturbed_). "WHO? ME? I--I'M THE NEW GAMEKEEPER." _The Goat._ "WELL, I'M THE LATE GAMEKEEPER. YOU SEE, OLD BILKS THE SORCERER TOOK TO POACHING LATELY, AND I WAS FOOL ENOUGH TO CATCH HIM AT IT."] * * * * * =Praise from "The Times."= "The Chancellor of the Exchequer, with that absence of commercial training which is essential to one occupying such a position..." * * * * * =Another Sex-Problem=. "WANTED.--Six White Leghorn Cockerels; 6 Black Minorca Cockerels. Must lay eggs."--_Times of Ceylon._ * * * * * "A dreamy professor in a dim romantic laboratory may light upon a placid formula and, like Aladdin, roll back the portals of the enchanted fastness with a tranquil open sesame."--_Magazine._ But why should his laboratory be dim when he has _Ali Baba's_ wonderful lamp to light it? * * * * * End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 159, December 8, 1920, by Various *** END OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK PUNCH *** ***** This file should be named 19127.txt or 19127.zip ***** This and all associated files of various formats will be found in: http://www.gutenberg.org/1/9/1/2/19127/ Produced by Lesley Halamek, Jonathan Ingram and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net Updated editions will replace the previous one--the old editions will be renamed. Creating the works from public domain print editions means that no one owns a United States copyright in these works, so the Foundation (and you!) can copy and distribute it in the United States without permission and without paying copyright royalties. Special rules, set forth in the General Terms of Use part of this license, apply to copying and distributing Project Gutenberg-tm electronic works to protect the PROJECT GUTENBERG-tm concept and trademark. Project Gutenberg is a registered trademark, and may not be used if you charge for the eBooks, unless you receive specific permission. If you do not charge anything for copies of this eBook, complying with the rules is very easy. You may use this eBook for nearly any purpose su
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