em from apparently hopeless situations.
* * * * *
[Illustration: MORE WORRIES OF THE MIDDLE AGES.
_The Goat._ "WHO ARE YOU?"
_The Man_ (_greatly disturbed_). "WHO? ME? I--I'M THE NEW GAMEKEEPER."
_The Goat._ "WELL, I'M THE LATE GAMEKEEPER. YOU SEE, OLD BILKS THE
SORCERER TOOK TO POACHING LATELY, AND I WAS FOOL ENOUGH TO CATCH HIM
AT IT."]
* * * * *
=Praise from "The Times."=
"The Chancellor of the Exchequer, with that absence of commercial
training which is essential to one occupying such a position..."
* * * * *
=Another Sex-Problem=.
"WANTED.--Six White Leghorn Cockerels; 6 Black Minorca Cockerels.
Must lay eggs."--_Times of Ceylon._
* * * * *
"A dreamy professor in a dim romantic laboratory may light upon
a placid formula and, like Aladdin, roll back the portals of the
enchanted fastness with a tranquil open sesame."--_Magazine._
But why should his laboratory be dim when he has _Ali Baba's_
wonderful lamp to light it?
* * * * *
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