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ntently have they considered and been influenced by the lowly origin of man, that with the most curious eye, and most delicate finger, you shall not be able to tell where either saint or dirt begins or ends." In a "Man made of Money," we have something original--a dialogue between two fleas, as they stand on the brow of Mr. Jericho-- "'My son,' says the elder, 'true it is, man feeds for us. Man is the labouring chemist for the fleas; for them he turns the richest meats and spiciest drinks to flea wine. Nevertheless, and I say it with much pain, man is not what he was. He adulterates our tipple most wickedly.' "'I felt it with the last lodgers,' says the younger flea. 'They drank vile spirits, their blood was turpentine with, I fear, a dash of vitriol. How they lived at all, I know not. I always had the headache in the morning. Here however,' and the juvenile looked steadfastly down upon the plain of flesh, the wide champaign beneath him--'here we have promise of better fare.'" But Douglas Jerrold's best humour is usually rather in the narrative and general issue than in any sudden hits or surprises. His "Sketches of The English" are humorous and admirably drawn, but it would be difficult to produce a single striking passage out of them. One of the most amusing stories in his collection of "Cakes and Ale" is called "The Genteel Pigeons."--A newly married couple return home before the end of the honeymoon, but wish to keep their arrival secret. George Tomata, a connection of the family, but unknown to Pigeon, calls at the house, and is denied admittance by the servant, but Pigeon, happening to come down asks if he has any message of importance to transact-- "'Not in the least, no--not at all,' answered Tomata leisurely ascending the stairs, and with Mr Pigeon entering the drawing-room, 'So, the Pigeons are not at home yet eh?' "'Mr. and Mrs. Pigeon the day of their marriage,' answered Pigeon softly, 'went to Brighton.' "'Ha! well, that's not three weeks yet. Of course, Sir, you are intimate with Mr. Pigeon?' "'I have the pleasure, sir,' said Samuel. "'You lodge here, no doubt? Excuse me, although I have not with you the pleasure--and doubtless it is a very great one--of knowing Pigeon, still I am very intimate with his little wife.' "'Indeed, Sir. I never heard her name--'
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