ngrocery--the cabbages
And fruit and things I take meself,
And she has daffs and crocuses
A-smiling on a shelf.
"Blighty," I thinks. The doctor knows;
'E talks of punctured damn-the-things.
It's me for Blighty. Down I goes;
I ain't a singer, but I sings;
"Oh, 'oo goes 'ome?" I sort of 'ums;
"Oh, 'oo's for dear old England's shores?"
And by-and-by Southampton comes--
"Blighty!" I says and roars.
I s'pose I thort I done my bit;
I s'pose I thort the War would stop;
I saw myself a-getting fit
With Missis at the little shop;
The same like as it used to be,
The same old markets, same old crowd.
The same old marrers, same old me,
But 'er as proud as proud....
The regiment is where it was,
I'm in the same old ninth platoon;
New faces most, and keen becos
They 'ope the thing is ending soon;
I ain't complaining, mind, but still,
When later on some newish bloke
Stops one and laughs, "A blighty, Bill,"
I'll wonder, "Where's the joke?"
Same old trenches, same old view,
Same old rats and just as tame,
Same old dug-outs, nothing new,
Same old smell, the very same,
Same old bodies out in front,
Same old _strafe_ from 2 till 4,
Same old scratching, same old 'unt,
Same old bloody War.
_Ho Lor, it isn't a dream,_
_It's just as it used to be, every bit;_
_Same old whistle and same old bang_
_And me out again to be 'it._
A.A.M.
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[Illustration: THE NEW POSTER.]
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"The important now development in the cotton situation is that the 1/2
Prime Minister has consented to receive a deputation."--_Manchester
Guardian._
All the same, he refused to adopt a 1/2 measure.
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"The history of the development of the 3/4eppelin is well-known."--_Daily
Chronicle._
Particularly since our airmen ceased to give it any quarter.
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From an official notice of the sale of an enemy business:--
"Lot 2. The goodwill of the business of the company attaching to goods
shipped from England to Nigeria, marked with the unregistered or
common-law trade-marks known as 'Eagle on Rocks' and 'Lion and Flag.'"
We are not surprised to hear of the "Eagle on Rocks" when it had the "Lion
and Flag" af
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