to sneer and bully, and ride the
high horse.
Thus it will be seen that there was a skeleton in the great perfumer's
house, as the saying is: a worm in his heart's core, and though to all
appearance prosperous, he was really in an awkward position.
What Mr. Eglantine's relations were with Mr. Walker may be imagined from
the following dialogue which took place between the two gentlemen at
five o'clock one summer's afternoon, when Mr. Walker, issuing from his
chambers, came across to the perfumer's shop:--
"Is Eglantine at home, Mr. Mossrose?" said Walker to the foreman, who
sat in the front shop.
"Don't know--go and look" (meaning go and be hanged); for Mossrose also
hated Mr. Walker.
"If you're uncivil I'll break your bones, Mr. AMOS," says Mr. Walker,
sternly.
"I should like to see you try, Mr. HOOKER Walker," replies the undaunted
shopman; on which the Captain, looking several tremendous canings at
him, walked into the back room or "studio."
"How are you, Tiny my buck?" says the Captain. "Much doing?"
"Not a soul in town. I 'aven't touched the hirons all day," replied Mr.
Eglantine, in rather a desponding way.
"Well, just get them ready now, and give my whiskers a turn. I'm going
to dine with Billingsgate and some out-and-out fellows at the 'Regent,'
and so, my lad, just do your best."
"I can't," says Mr. Eglantine. "I expect ladies, Captain, every minute."
"Very good; I don't want to trouble such a great man, I'm sure.
Good-bye, and let me hear from you THIS DAY WEEK, Mr. Eglantine."
"This day week" meant that at seven days from that time a certain bill
accepted by Mr. Eglantine would be due, and presented for payment.
"Don't be in such a hurry, Captain--do sit down. I'll curl you in one
minute. And, I say, won't the party renew?"
"Impossible--it's the third renewal."
"But I'll make the thing handsome to you;--indeed I will."
"How much?"
"Will ten pounds do the business?"
"What! offer my principal ten pounds? Are you mad, Eglantine?--A little
more of the iron to the left whisker."
"No, I meant for commission."
"Well, I'll see if that will do. The party I deal with, Eglantine, has
power, I know, and can defer the matter no doubt. As for me, you know,
I'VE nothing to do in the affair, and only act as a friend between you
and him. I give you my honour and soul, I do."
"I know you do, my dear sir." The last two speeches were lies. The
perfumer knew perfectly well that Mr. Wal
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