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rk's players are working hard under good coaching and will improve. THE GRADUATE. FOOTNOTES: [1] One tied. [2] One tied. [3] Two tied. [4] One tied. [5] One tied. [6] Forfeited. [7] Two tied. [8] Forfeited. [9] Two tied. [10] Two tied. A JOKE ON THE MARINES. An old but a true story goes the rounds in the navy concerning an unintentional slur that was made upon a body of sea-soldiers known as the marines, by a venerable chaplain attached to the frigate _Hartford_, at the time that vessel was Admiral Farragut's flag-ship. It was the Sunday just after the terrible passage of the Mississippi River forts, and in his sermon the chaplain sought to impress his large congregation gathered on the gun-deck of the vessel the fact of each one being responsible for his own salvation. In concluding his appeal, and with his face flushed from the warmth of his argument, he turned to the gallant old Admiral, and exclaimed, "Yes, Admiral, you as well as the lowliest of the seamen who are listening to me this morning, cannot escape that individual responsibility; and you, my dear associates of the ward-room, and other officers, you also must take this lesson to yourselves." Then addressing the sailors, he said, "There is no man among you who can shift this question to another's shoulders. Admiral, Captain, officers, and seamen, you all have souls to save." Remembering that in his summing up he had omitted all references to the soldiers of the ship, he hastened to include them also by adding, "Yes, even a marine has a soul to save." The joke, although perfectly innocent, was too rich not to tickle the congregation, and a titter followed the chaplain's closing sentence. From that day the poor marines have been the butt of the sailors, who occasionally find the greatest satisfaction in reminding them that "Even a marine has a soul to save." ADVERTISEMENTS. Highest of all in Leavening Strength.--Latest U. S. Gov't Report. [Illustration: Royal Baking Powder] Arnold Constable & Co * * * * * Fall Styles. CLOAKS, SUITS, WRAPS. _Novelties in Paris and London-made Wraps, Jackets, Walking and Carriage Dresses._ _Latest styles city-made garments for Ladies' and Misses' wear._ _Tailor-made Suits to order._ * * * * * _A. C. & CO. would invite attention to the changes made in this department
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