anything new just at present,
apparently," answered Miss Ramsbotham. "It was my fault. I was foolish
enough to repeat that I had heard he was susceptible to female charm.
They say it was Mrs. Sarkitt that got the advertisement for _The Lamp_
out of him. But, of course, it may not be true."
"Wish I was a soap man and had got advertisements to give away," sighed
the Babe.
"Wish you were," agreed the sub-editor.
"You should have them all, Tommy."
"My name," corrected him the sub-editor, "is Miss Hope."
"I beg your pardon," said the Babe. "I don't know how it is, but one
gets into the way of calling you Tommy."
"I will thank you," said the sub-editor, "to get out of it."
"I am sorry," said the Babe.
"Don't let it occur again," said the sub-editor.
The Babe stood first on one leg and then on the other, but nothing seemed
to come of it. "Well," said the Babe, "I just looked in, that's all.
Nothing I can do for you?"
"Nothing," thanked him the sub-editor.
"Good morning," said the Babe.
"Good morning," said the sub-editor.
The childlike face of the Babe wore a chastened expression as it slowly
descended the stairs. Most of the members of the Autolycus Club looked
in about once a day to see if they could do anything for Tommy. Some of
them had luck. Only the day before, Porson--a heavy, most uninteresting
man--had been sent down all the way to Plaistow to inquire after the
wounded hand of a machine-boy. Young Alexander, whose poetry some people
could not even understand, had been commissioned to search London for a
second-hand edition of Maitland's _Architecture_. Since a fortnight
nearly now, when he had been sent out to drive away an organ that would
not go, Johnny had been given nothing.
Johnny turned the corner into Fleet Street feeling bitter with his lot. A
boy carrying a parcel stumbled against him.
"Beg yer pardon--" the small boy looked up into Johnny's face, "miss,"
added the small boy, dodging the blow and disappearing into the crowd.
The Babe, by reason of his childlike face, was accustomed to insults of
this character, but to-day it especially irritated him. Why at twenty-
two could he not grow even a moustache? Why was he only five feet five
and a half? Why had Fate cursed him with a pink-and-white complexion, so
that the members of his own club had nicknamed him "the Babe," while
street-boys as they passed pleaded with him for a kiss? Why was his very
voice, a flu
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