headings calculated to attract the
eye. Any person using any of them will enclose samples of his wares
(carriage free, or porterage paid), to No. 85, Fleet Street.

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A THING OF BEAUTY IS A JOY FOR EVER, an exquisite remark which would
have derived additional force from the fact, if it had ever
happened, that the POET KEATS, on the day he penned it had tasted
the delicious Dairyfed Pork, sold by &c.

* * *

WILL MR. DISRAELI TAKE OFFICE? is a question asked by many, and
answered by many others, according to their political views. But
there would be no question at all, whether, if the article were
placed before him, MR. DISRAELI, whose taste is unrivalled, would
take our Potted Bloaters, price One Shilling, and to be had only,
&c.

* * *

THE RUSSIAN FLEET HAS SUNK in the estimation of Europe since ADMIRAL
BOTCHAMOFF refused to victual it with our pressed Beef. Surely this
will raise the Beef in the regard of all true Britons, who have only
to apply at No. &c.

* * *

LORD JOHN RUSSELL HAS HAD A FIT.--To be sure he has, and you may
have a fit too, if you will have the good sense to clothe yourself,
as his Lordship does, at the establishment of SMOUCH Brothers,
Tailors, &c. &c.

* * *

HUSBANDS! BEAT YOUR WIVES, that is, if you can, in the struggle to
make home happy. You will have the best chance of succeeding, by
presenting them with scrubbing brushes, tooth brushes, nail brushes,
hair brushes, bottle brushes, blacking brushes, bonnet brushes,
paint brushes, and other domestic comforts, from Bristles and Co.,
at &c.

* * *

THE CHURCH IS IN DANGER!--No, not while her Ministers do their duty.
But those who go to church, this weather, are in great danger of
catching severe colds unless they wear Furs, and these can be best
obtained at &c.

* * *

MURDER!--This very objectionable practice will never be persevered
in by any person who will peruse the new and startling Novel of the
"Tinderbox and the Tombstone," now publishing in TRASH'S Weekly
Miscellany, price One Penny.

* * *

YOU DID IT! I SAW YOU.--And seeing you made me do it, and I will
never again omit to do it every Saturday night of my life, Ma'am.
"Do it--do what?" Can you ask? Buy Tallow Candles at DIPPS'S,
Tottenham Court Road, &c.