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eover, he soon discovered that the haughty Baron was taking all sorts of liberties with him; was slogging him round the lists; in short, was playing polo with him. But apart from the physical and mental discomfort of his situation he was not actually hurt, and at length he felt himself come to rest. The Baron, worn out by his unproductive labours, was thinking. So was Bowles. He was just saying to himself, "Thank heaven I thought of choosing _smooth_ maces. A spike would have punctured the cover in no time," when he felt something which made his hair stand on end. His enemy was fumbling at the lacing of his tunic! Then poor little Sir Bowles gave himself up for lost and almost swooned away. He felt the Baron undo the lace and pull out the tube. There was a perplexed pause.... And just as the Baron was pulling out the valve pin little Mr. Bowles woke with a shriek. * * * * * I suppose it was the fact that he had come straight from a symposium on transmigration that made little Bowles imagine he had been recurring to a previous existence. I myself should have thought that the rules of the game required the reincarnation of Sir Bors to be a rather more bloodthirsty and pugnacious person than our hero; and the sequel seems to prove that little Bowles thought the same. I think he felt he was not quite the man for this sort of rough work, even in the retrospect of dreams. Anyway, shortly after his painful experience he withdrew his subscription from the Puddlesby Psychical Society and ceased for ever to assist at their seances. * * * * * [Illustration: _Wicket-keeper_ (_by way of shewing sympathy to victim of demon bowler_). "RUM GAME, CRICKET."] * * * * * THE OVERLAND ROUTE. "MAIL AND STEAMSHIP NEWS. Morea, Bombay for London, at Verseilles, 8th."--_Scottish Paper._ * * * * * "James ----, a boy of 13, was charged at Belgium, Greece, V and Czecho- Slovakia, and pleaded that he took the money because he felt he must have some amusement."--_Evening Paper._ The little Bolshevist! * * * * * A "Historic Estate" is announced for sale in the following terms by a contemporary:-- "In the Heart of the Albrighton Country, and in direst railway communication with Birmingham, Wolverhampton, Manchester, Bristol and
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