lace 372
I'll Swim You a Match to the Other Side 378
When the Goats Began to Chew The Clothes 375
Grabbed a Mouthful of Dad's Ample Pants 386
The Ox Bellowed and Run Away 382
CONTENTS
CHAPTER I.
CHAPTER I.
The Bad Boy and His Chum Call on the Old Groceryman After Being Away at
School--The Bad Boy's Dad in a Bad Way
CHAPTER II.
CHAPTER II.
The Bad Boy and His Dad Ready for Their Travels--The Bad Boy Labels the
Old Man's Suit Case--How the Cowboys Made Him Dance Once
CHAPTER III.
CHAPTER III.
The Bad Boy Writes About the Fun They Had Going to Washington--He
and His Dad Call on President Roosevelt--The Bad Boy Meets One of the
Children and They Disagree
CHAPTER IV.
CHAPTER IV.
The Bad Boy and His Dad Visit Mount Vernon--Dad Weeps at the Grave of
the Father of Our Country
CHAPTER V.
CHAPTER V.
The Bad Boy and His Dad Have Dinner at the Waldorf-Astoria--The Bad Boy
Orders Dinner--The Old Man Gets Stuck--Tries to Rescue a Countess in
Distress
CHAPTER VI.
CHAPTER VI.
The Bad Boy Writes the Old Groceryman About Ocean Voyages--His Dad Has
an Argument Over a Steamer Chair.
CHAPTER VII.
CHAPTER VII.
The Bad Boy and His Dad Eat Fog--Call on Astor--A Dynamite Outrage
CHAPTER VIII.
CHAPTER VIII.
The Bad Boy Writes About the Craze for Gin in the White-chapel
District--He Gives His Dad a Scare in the Tower of London
CHAPTER IX.
CHAPTER IX.
The Bad Boy and His Dad Call on King Edward and Almost Settle the Irish
Question
CHAPTER X.
CHAPTER X.
The Bad Boy Writes of Ancient and Modern Highwaymen--| They Get a Taste
of High Life in London and Dad Tells the Story of the Picklemaker's
Daughter
CHAPTER XI.
CHAPTER XI.
The Bad Boy Writes About Paris--Tells About the Trip Across the English
Channel--Dad Feeds a Dog and Gets Arrested
CHAPTER XII.
CHAPTER XII.
The Bad Boy's Second Letter from Paris--Dad Poses as a Mormon Bishop
and Has to Be Rescued--They Climb the Eiffel Tower and the Old Man Gets
Converted
CHAPTER XIII.
CHAPTER XIII.
The Bad Boy's Dad and a Man from Dakota Frame Up a Scheme to Break the
Bank, But They Go Broke--The Party in Trouble
CHAPTER XIV.
CHAPTER XIV.
The Bad Boy and His Dad Have an Automobile Ride--They Run Over a
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