Got Down on his Knees and Tried to Say a Prayer 178
Dad Slipped Down a Crevice About 100 Feet 181
Have to Remain There Until Spring Opened 183
Dad and the Anarchists Reveled Till Morning 188
Coughed up over $40 the First Day, Just Giving to Beggars 191
Overboard, One Yell in the English Language, One In Eye-talian 193
Then You Don't Blame Your Little Boy, Do You 197
Wanted to Turn in a Fire Alarm 201
Threw a Pail of Ashes over the Fence 204
Dad Insisted on Carrying an Umbrella 207
The Man Rolled Dad over and he Was a Sight 210
It Was a Picture to See Dad Go up Old Baldhead 214
And She Was Stroking his Hair 217
He Was Yelling for Water 223
Pulled a Long Blue Gun 220
It Brought on a Revolution 227
What Dad Expected of Me in the Way Of Amusement 230
Went over in the Sand and Struck his Pants on a Cactus 233
He Took the Lead for Good Old Rome 235
Had to Kiss Anybody They Brought To Me 238
For Awhile Dad Dassent Go up 241
He Would Break Me up Into Bones, and Throw Me Into a Pile 246
The Russian Told Dad That Nicholas Just Doted On Americans 250
See the Guards Shaking Dice for Our Money 253
A Cossack Rode Right up to Him and Lashed Him over The Back 258
Hit Dad in the Nose With The Butt of a Revolver 255
Hung by One Pant Leg 264
Piled Us out on Top of Dad 269
Dad Stood up in the Sledge 267
Pursued by a Pack of Ravenous Wolves 271
When Dad Put his Hand on Her Shoulder and Petted It 276
Get out You Hounds 282
There'll Be a Hot Time in the Old Town To-night 279
Another Took Me by the Ear 285
He Must Bring his Folks, and All His Wives 289
He Was Just Getting Warmed up 293
Stampede 299
It Takes Nine Baths to Get Down To American Epidermis 304
Sat There Like a Frog on A Pond Lily Leaf 308
Started on a Stampede for the Pyramids 311
I Was Ashamed of Dad 319
Pay, Or They Would Kill Him 316
Dad is Disguised As a Shiek 323
Keep Away from the Banks for Fear The Banks Will Cave In 329
Sang So Loud You Would Think he Would Split Hisself 333
Breathed in his Face 339
The King Got One Piece of the Cayenne Pepper Candy 347
Dad Couldn't Stand It Any Longer 343
Dad's Pants Stayed on the Bull's Horns 349
There is Laughter Everywhere 353
And So This is the Champion Little Devil of America 357
Dad Leaned Against a Lamp Post and Scratched his Back 364
Began to Sell Things To Dad 368
Dad and Leopold Make a Rush for That Swimming P
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