OW--THE BAD BOY TURNS
BURGLAR--THE OLD MAN STABBED--HIS ACCOUNT OF THE FRAY--A GOOD SINGLE
HANDED LIAR.

CHAPTER IV.
CHAPTER IV.
HIS PA BUSTED--THE CRAZE FOR MINING STOCK--WHAT'S A BILK?--THE PIOUS
BILK--THE OLD MAN INVESTS--THE DEACONS AND EVEN THE HIRED GIRLS
INVEST--HOT MAPLE SYRUP FOR ONE--GETTING A MAN'S MIND OFF HIS TROUBLES.

CHAPTER V.
CHAPTER V.
HIS PA AND DYNAMITE--THE OLD MAN SELLING SILVER STOCK--FENIAN
SCARE--"DYNAMITE" IN MILWAUKEE--THE FENIAN BOOM--"GREAT GOD, MANNER!
WE ARE BLOWED UP!"--HIS MA HAS LOTS OF SAND--THE OLD MAN USELESS IN
TROUBLE--THE DOG AND THE FALSE TEETH

CHAPTER VI.
CHAPTER VI.
HIS PA AN ORANGEMAN--THE GROCERY MAN SHAMEFULLY ABUSED--HE GETS
HOT--BUTTER, OLEOMARGARINE AND AXLE GREASE--THE OLD MAN WEARS ORANGE
ON ST. PATRICK'S DAY--HE HAS TO RUN FOR HIS LIFE--THE BAD BOY AT SUNDAY
SCHOOL--INGERSOLL AND BEECHER VOTED OUT--MARY HAD A LAMB

CHAPTER VII.
CHAPTER VII.
HIS MA DECEIVES HIM--THE BAD BOY IN SEARCH OF SAFFRON--"WELL, IT'S A
GIRL, IF YOU MUST KNOW"--THE BAD BOY IS GRIEVED AT HIS MA'S DECEPTION--
"SH-H-H TOOTSY GO TO SLEEP"--"BY LOW, BABY"--THAT SETTLED IT WITH
THE CAT--A BABY! BAH! IT MAKES ME TIRED

CHAPTER VIII.
CHAPTER VIII.
THE BABY AND THE GOAT. THE BAD BOY THINKS HIS SISTER WILL BE A FIRE
ENGINE--"OLD NUMBER TWO"--BABY REQUIRES GOAT MILK--? THE GOAT IS
FRISKY--TAKES TO EATING ROMAN CANDLES--THE OLD MAN, THE HIRED GIRL, AND
THE GOAT--THE BAD BOY BECOMES TELLER IN A LIVERY STABLE

CHAPTER IX.
CHAPTER IX.
A FUNERAL PROCESSION--THE BAD BOY ON CRUTCHES--"YOU OUGHT TO SEE THE
MINISTER"--AN ELEVEN DOLLAR FUNERAL--THE MINISTER TAKES THE LINES--AN
EARTHQUAKE--AFTER THE EARTHQUAKE WAS OVER--THE POLICEMAN FANS THE
MINISTER--A MINISTER SHOULD HAVE SENSE

CHAPTER X.
CHAPTER X.
THE OLD MAN MAKES A SPEECH. THE GROCERY MAN AND THE BAD BOY HAVE
A FUSS--THE BOHEMIAN BAND--THE BAD BOY ORGANIZES A SERENADE--"BABY
MINE"--THE OLD MAN ELOQUENT--THE BOHEMIANS CREATE A FAMINE--THE Y. M. C.
A. ANNOUNCEMENT

CHAPTER XI.
CHAPTER XI.
GARDENING UNDER DIFFICULTIES--THE GROCERY MAN IS DECEIVED--THE BAD
BOY DON'T LIKE MOVING--GOES INTO THE COLORING BUSINESS--THE OLD MAN
THOROUGHLY DISGUSTED--UNCLE TOM AND TOPSY--THE OLD MAN ARRESTED--WHAT
THE GROCERY MAN THINKS--THE BAD BOY MORALIZES ON HIS FATE--R