THE
STEPS--THE ANONYMOUS LETTER--"O, BROTHER THAT I SHOULD LIVE TO SEE THIS
DAY!"--AN UGLY DUTCH BABY--THE OLD MAN WHEELS THE BABY NOW--A FROG IN
THE OLD MAN'S BED

CHAPTER XX.
CHAPTER XX.
FOURTH OF JULY MISADVENTURES. TROUBLE IN THE PISTOL POCKET--THE GROCERY
MAN'S CAT THE BAD BOY A MINISTERING ANGEL--ASLEEP ON THE FOURTH OF
JULY--GOES WITH HIS GIRL TO THE SOLDIER'S HOME--TERRIBLE. FOURTH OF JULY
MISADVENTURES--THE GIRL WHO WENT OUT COMES BACK A BURNT OFFERING

CHAPTER XXI.
CHAPTER XXI.
WORKING ON SUNDAY. TURNING A GRINDSTONE IS HEALTHY--"NOT ANY GRINDSTONE
FOR HENNERY!"--THIS HYPOCRISY IS PLAYED OUT--ANOTHER JOB ON THE OLD
MAN--HOW THE DAYS OF THE WEEK GOT MIXED--THE NUMEROUS FUNERALS--THE
MINISTER APPEARS--THE BAD BOY GOES OVER THE BACK FENCE

CHAPTER XXII.
CHAPTER XXII.
THE OLD MAN AWFULLY BLOATED. THE OLD MAN BEGINS DRINKING AGAIN--THINKS
BETTING IS HARMLESS--HAD TO WALK HOME FROM CHICAGO--THE SPECTACLES
CHANGED--A SMALL SUIT OF CLOTHES--THE OLD MAN AWFULLY BLOATED--"HENNERY,
YOUR PA IS A MIGHTY SICK MAN"--THE SWELLING SUDDENLY GOES DOWN

CHAPTER XXIII.
CHAPTER XXIII.
THE GROCERY MAN AND THE GHOST. GHOSTS DON'T STEAL WORMY FIGS--A GRAND
REHEARSAL--THE MINISTER MURDERS HAMLET--THE WATER MELON KNIFE--THE OLD
MAN WANTED TO REHEARSE THE DRUNKEN SCENE IN RIP VAN WINKLE--NO HUGGING
ALLOWED--HAMLET WOULDN'T HAVE TWO GHOSTS--"HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE AN
IDIOT?"

CHAPTER XXIV.
CHAPTER XXIV.
THE CRUEL WOMAN AND THE LUCKLESS DOG--THE BAD BOY WITH A DOG AND A BLACK
EYE--WHERE DID YOU STEAL HIM?--ANGELS DON'T BREAK DOGS' LEGS--A WOMAN
WHO BREAKS DOGS' LEGS HAS NO SHOW WITH ST. PETER--ANOTHER BURGLAR
SCARE--THE GROCERY DELIVERY MAN SCARED

CHAPTER XXV.
CHAPTER XXV.
THE BAD BOY GROWS THOUGHTFUL--WHY IS LETTUCE LIKE A GIRL?--KING SOLOMON
A FOOL--THINK OF ANY SANE MAN HAVING A THOUSAND WIVES--HE WOULD HAVE
TO HAVE TWO HOTELS DURING VACATION--300 BLONDES--600 BRUNETTES, ETC.--A
THOUSAND WIVES TAKING ICE CREAM--"I DON'T ENVY SOLOMON HIS THOUSAND"

CHAPTER XXVI.
CHAPTER XXVI.
FARM EXPERIENCES. THE BAD BOY WORKS ON A FARM FOR A DEACON--HE KNOWS
WHEN HE HAS GOT ENOUGH--HOW THE DEACON MADE HIM FLAX AROUND--AND HOW HE
MADE IT WARM FOR THE DEACON

CHAPTER XXVII.
DRINKING CIDER IN THE CELLAR--THE DEACON WILL NOT ACCEPT HENNERY'S
RESI