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was in the world, all heartily and in good faith, knowing that he was licking him after the manner of animals who clean their young ones; and the uncle, who stood in no need of learning which side the bread was buttered, repulsed poor Chiquon, making him turn about like a die, always calling him Chiquon, and always saying to his other nephews that this Chiquon was helping to kill him, such a numskull was he. Thereupon, hearing this, Chiquon determined to do well by his uncle, and puzzled his understanding to appear better; but as he had a behind shaped like a pair of pumpkins, was broad shouldered, large limbed, and far from sharp, he more resembled old Silenus than a gentle Zephyr. In fact, the poor shepherd, a simple man, could not reform himself, so he remained big and fat, awaiting his inheritance to make himself thin. One evening the canon began discoursing concerning the devil and the grave agonies, penances, tortures, etc., which God will get warm for the accursed, and the good Chiquon hearing it, began to open his eyes as wide as the door of an oven, at the statement, without believing a word of it. "What," said the canon, "are you not a Christian?" "In that, yes," answered Chiquon. "Well, there is a paradise for the good; is it not necessary to have a hell for the wicked?" "Yes, Mr. Canon; but the devil's of no use. If you had here a wicked man who turned everything upside down; would you not kick him out of doors?" "Yes, Chiquon." "Oh, well, mine uncle; God would be very stupid to leave in the this world, which he has so curiously constructed, an abominable devil whose special business it is to spoil everything for him. Pish! I recognise no devil if there be a good God; you may depend upon that. I should very much like to see the devil. Ha, ha! I am not afraid of his claws!" "And if I were of your opinion I should have no care of my very youthful years in which I held confessions at least ten times a day." "Confess again, Mr. Canon. I assure you that will be a precious merit on high." "There, there! Do you mean it?" "Yes, Mr. Canon." "Thou dost not tremble, Chiquon, to deny the devil?" "I trouble no more about it than a sheaf of corn." "The doctrine will bring misfortune upon you." "By no means. God will defend me from the devil because I believe him more learned and less stupid than the savans make him out." Thereupon the two other nephews entered, and perceiving from th
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