nd Sir Harry Rook. I
herewith enclose you copies of the bills, which I have no doubt
will be immediately honoured. On failure, I shall empower some
lawyer in your country to recover the amounts.
"I am, sir,
"Your most humble servant,
"JOHN HAZARD."
Now, did not my lord expressly say that it was unbecoming a well-bred
man to be in a passion, I confess I should be ruffled. [_Reads._] "There
is no accident so unfortunate, which a wise man may not turn to his
advantage; nor any accident so fortunate, which a fool will not turn to
his disadvantage." True, my lord; but how advantage can be derived from
this I can't see. Chesterfield himself, who made, however, the worst
practice of the most excellent precepts, was never in so embarrassing a
situation. I love the person of Charlotte, and it is necessary I should
command the fortune of Letitia. As to Maria!--I doubt not by my
_sang-froid_ behaviour I shall compel her to decline the match; but the
blame must not fall upon me. A prudent man, as my lord says, should take
all the credit of a good action to himself, and throw the discredit of a
bad one upon others. I must break with Maria, marry Letitia, and as for
Charlotte--why, Charlotte must be a companion to my wife.--Here,
Jessamy!
_Enter JESSAMY._
_DIMPLE folds and seals two letters._
DIMPLE. Here, Jessamy, take this letter to my love.
[_Gives one._
JESSAMY. To which of your honour's loves?--Oh! [_Reading._] to Miss
Letitia, your honour's rich love.
DIMPLE. And this [_Delivers another._] to Miss Charlotte Manly. See that
you deliver them privately.
JESSAMY. Yes, your honour. [_Going._
DIMPLE. Jessamy, who are these strange lodgers that came to the house
last night?
JESSAMY. Why, the master is a Yankee colonel; I have not seen much of
him; but the man is the most unpolished animal your honour ever
disgraced your eyes by looking upon. I have had one of the most _outre_
conversations with him!--He really has a most prodigious effect upon my
risibility.
DIMPLE. I ought, according to every rule of Chesterfield, to wait on him
and insinuate myself into his good graces.--Jessamy, wait on the Colonel
with my compliments, and if he is disengaged I will do myself the honour
of paying him my respects.--Some ignorant, unpolished boor--
_JESSAMY goes off and returns._
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