rselves.
FIRST COUNTRYMAN. Thou wouldst know us were we as we were once.
SECOND WAG. Perhaps those flags will solve the riddle.
FIRST WAG. True enough; let us look at them.
[_The Countrymen remove flags and hand them to Wags, who look at them
intently._]
SECOND WAG (_mysteriously_). Can it be?
FIRST WAG. It is! It is!
FIRST COUNTRYMAN. Eh?
SECOND COUNTRYMAN. Eh?
SECOND WAG (_to Countrymen_). Your pardon! I do crave your pardon!
FIRST WAG (_taking a ring from his finger; turning to Second Countryman_).
Please to accept this ring. I shall then know I am forgiven for not
recognizing you at first.
SECOND COUNTRYMAN (_accepting ring; putting it on the first finger of his
right hand_). Why, yes, I forgive thee.
SECOND WAG (_to First Countryman, taking off his gold chain_). Please to
accept this chain. By that I shall know I too am forgiven.
FIRST COUNTRYMAN (_accepting chain; putting it on_). Thou art forgiven. Now
tell me what great person I have become.
SECOND WAG (_gravely_). Jest with us no more!
FIRST WAG. We go now to announce your arrival to the Lord Mayor.
SECOND WAG. Presently, we will return. Await us here.
[_They go, laughing aside._]
FIRST COUNTRYMAN. Dost thou know, I have always felt that I was really a
great person. Hast thou not always noticed something unusual about me?
SECOND COUNTRYMAN. I cannot say that I have. There is, however, certainly
something wonderful about me. I have noticed it for a long time. Hast thou
not felt it when in my company?
FIRST COUNTRYMAN. I have not.
SECOND COUNTRYMAN (_indignantly_). Thou hast not?
FIRST COUNTRYMAN. Never! thou silly goose!
[_The Second Countryman snatches First Countryman's chain and throws it
over the wall._]
SECOND COUNTRYMAN. Mind how thou callest me names, thou booby!
FIRST COUNTRYMAN (_tearing off Second Countryman's ring and throwing it
over the wall_). Silly goose!
SECOND COUNTRYMAN. I will now depart for my home. I do not desire thy
company.
FIRST COUNTRYMAN. I likewise will return, and likewise I wish to journey
alone.
[_They take up their blankets and discover the gourds._]
FIRST COUNTRYMAN. Eh?
SECOND COUNTRYMAN. Eh?
FIRST COUNTRYMAN. Let us tie them around our ankles. We may then discover
whether we are ourselves.
[_They tie the gourds around their ankles._]
SECOND COUNTRYMAN (_joyfully_). I am myself!
FIRST COUNTRYMAN (_joyfully_). And I am myself!
SECOND COUNTRYMAN. Com
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