BBIT (_going down bank quickly_). Who is this thou art about to dine
upon? Why, 't is the Man!
MAN. How dost thou repay a favor, Brother Rabbit?
RABBIT. Why dost thou ask?
MAN. I found the Alligator in my garden this morning. He had destroyed my
plants, my fruits, and--
ALLIGATOR (_interrupting_). I was blown in by the cyclone last night.
MAN. He said he had been hurt and begged me to help him to the river. He
promised me his friendship if I would do so.
ALLIGATOR. Ha, ha, ha! I told him I'd show him where to find the biggest
fish.
RABBIT. And now thou wilt not?
ALLIGATOR. But I will. He'll find it after he is _inside_ of me. Ha, ha!
RABBIT. Ha, ha! A good joke!
ALLIGATOR. I told him I'd carry him across the river. I didn't explain he'd
go _inside_. Ha, ha!
RABBIT. What a joker thou art, Ally dear!
(_He turns to the Man._)
But how didst thou get him here?
MAN. I carried him in this small net.
RABBIT (_looking surprised_). Thou art trying to fool me!
MAN. No, Brother Rabbit, it is quite true.
ALLIGATOR (_nodding_). Yes, it is true.
RABBIT. But, Ally, try as thou mightst, thou couldst not so much as get thy
head into that net.
[Illustration: "HELP! HELP!"]
ALLIGATOR. But I tell thee I did!
RABBIT. Ha, ha, ha! That's too funny!
ALLIGATOR (_angrily_). I do not like thy manners, young man.
RABBIT. But it's such a joke! Ho, ho, ho!
ALLIGATOR. Cease thy laughing or I shall eat thee some day!
RABBIT. I laugh because I must laugh! Ha, ha, ho, ho!
ALLIGATOR. Thou wilt not believe it, eh?
RABBIT. Well, not unless I see it.
MAN. We can prove it to thee, Brother Rabbit.
RABBIT. Oh, that's good too! Ha, ha, ho!
ALLIGATOR. Dost thou think we cannot?
RABBIT. Of course thou canst not! If thou couldst, thou wouldst.
ALLIGATOR. And we will! Get thy net ready, Man.
MAN. But how? Thou art holding my leg.
ALLIGATOR (_freeing the Man; turning to the Rabbit_). We'll show thee just
how it was done, young man.
RABBIT. Seeing is believing.
[_The Man brings his net; opens it._]
ALLIGATOR. See! I put my legs under--so! Then I fold my arms--so! Now I
roll myself up and up and up. And now I am in--all in!
RABBIT. As I live--thou art! Well, seeing is believing. But how couldst
thou remain within the net? It is quite open.
ALLIGATOR. Tie it up, Man. Show him exactly how we did it.
MAN (_tying net_). I tied it tight--like this, Brother Rabbit.
RABBIT. Is it qu
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