shing switch_). To school with you! To school now!
[_Boys run off in alarm._]
MASTER (_turning angrily upon Columbus_). You were teaching them your
foolish notions, sir!
COLUMBUS (_smiling_). I'd like the chance to do so, master.
MASTER. Ah, then you _have_ been at it! I saw them all about you!
COLUMBUS. I taught them nothing, master,--this time.
MASTER. 'T is well for you, sir, that you did not. The world is flat, sir,
flat! Do you not know that, sir?
COLUMBUS. I was so taught--
MASTER. How do you dare, then, to say the world is round?
COLUMBUS. Much study and common sense, dear master, have made me dare.
MASTER. The lessons taught your fathers are good enough for you, sir.
COLUMBUS. That cannot be, dear master. How, then, could the world move on?
MASTER. Move on? Hear him talk! Do you think, sir, that an elephant carries
this flat world on his back and walks about with it? Ha, ha!
[_Gates are opened;_ PORTER _is seen._]
MASTER (_going_). Go tell the King this world is round! Ha, ha! Go tell the
King!
[_Schoolmaster goes._]
PORTER (_seeing Columbus; aside_). Ah, 't is the crazy Italian!
COLUMBUS. Porter, I seek the King!
PORTER. Do you think he'll listen to your silly talk? O, I've heard of you!
Away!
COLUMBUS. Come, let me in!
PORTER. Away! Away with you, _loco_!
[_Enter from gates, the_ JESTER _in cap and bells,_ HOSTLERS _and_
SERVANTS.]
JESTER. Who's away? Who's crazy?
PORTER. The Italian there! He who says this world is round!
JESTER. Round? How now? Round, say you?
PORTER (_nodding; laughing_). With people on the other side!
JESTER. A-standing on their heads--so!
[_Jester stands on his head; all laugh. Enter a_ COURTIER.]
COURTIER. The King comes!
[_Enter_ KING JOHN _and many_ COURTIERS.]
JESTER (_capering about Columbus_). Ha, ha, ha, ha!
KING. What's this, Jester?
JESTER. Here's he, sire, who says this world is round!
[_He capers about Columbus; all laugh._]
KING. I've heard of your notions, Columbus. So you think there's land to be
discovered, do you?
COLUMBUS. Yes, your Majesty, I'm sure of it.
JESTER. With people a-standing on their heads--so!
[_He stands on his head; all laugh._]
KING. Silence! Columbus, I've a mind to listen, and give you ships and
money. Have you maps and charts to prove your plans?
COLUMBUS (_taking maps from cloak_). Yes, sire.
KING. Wait, then, till I have spoken with my Courtiers.
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