to the regular British discipline? That would be kind of
essential for me. Cecil J. Rhodes, the eminent philanthropist, was
particularly anxious that I should have the full advantages of your fine
old high-toned mediaeval College rules. You have regulations, I
presume?"

"The regulations," replied the Don, "are framed (as exactly as possible
in the circumstances) on the lines with which we are familiar in Oxford.
It has not been advisable, so far, to establish the Proctorial system in
its entirety throughout the capital of Timbuctoo; but within the walls of
St. Boniface (or perhaps in strict truth I should say within the Zariba)
the strictest discipline prevails. Clothing is essential--if not worn,
at least carried in the hand--for attendance in Hall and at lectures.
Morning chapel is obligatory: conscientious objectors, if aborigines, may
keep a private fetish in their rooms. Cannibalism is only permitted if
directly authorized by the Dean, after a personal interview."

This appeared to satisfy the Rhodes Scholar; his companion wished further
to know whether residence in a Colonial College could be regarded as a
step on the Educational Ladder. His friends, he said, had impressed upon
him that his function in life was to climb the Educational Ladder.

"The ladder to which you refer," explained the Tutor, "can be scaled as
well in Africa as in England. In fact, better; there are distinctly
greater facilities. In view of the regrettable inadequacy (at present)
of any organized system of primary education in Timbuctoo, secondary
education has been obliged to modify some of its standards. The
University of Oxford, never backward in the march of progress, is
prepared to make the requisite concessions; and, as a result, you will
find that the highest honours are attainable without any acquaintance
with the ordinary subjects of our curriculum. It is, I should say, the
very place for you. Remember, too, that the very largest latitude is
allowed--nay, encouraged--in the choice of special subjects qualifying
for the M.A. degree; and what a field you will find! The habits of
residents--indeed, of some among your own fellow students--are most
interesting to the student of Anthropology! while investigations among
the flora and fauna of this country must be fraught with the most
delightful potentialities. I confess, I envy you. I do not think I am
saying too much if I assure you that this University will be ready and