ed fellow!" said one.

"No; did I?" said Poinsinet.

"Did you? Psha! don't try to play the modest, and humbug US; you know
you did. I suppose you will say, next, that you were not for three
minutes point to point with Cartentierce himself, the most dreadful
swordsman of the army."

"Why, you see," says Poinsinet, quite delighted, "it was so dark that I
did not know with whom I was engaged; although, corbleu, I DID FOR one
or two of the fellows." And after a little more of such conversation,
during which he was fully persuaded that he had done for a dozen of the
enemy at least, Poinsinet went to bed, his little person trembling with
fright and pleasure; and he fell asleep, and dreamed of rescuing ladies,
and destroying monsters, like a second Amadis de Gaul.

When he awoke in the morning, he found a party of his friends in his
room: one was examining his coat and waistcoat; another was casting many
curious glances at his inexpressibles. "Look here!" said this gentleman,
holding up the garment to the light; "one--two--three gashes! I am
hanged if the cowards did not aim at Poinsinet's legs! There are four
holes in the sword arm of his coat, and seven have gone right through
coat and waistcoat. Good heaven! Poinsinet, have you had a surgeon to
your wounds?"

"Wounds!" said the little man, springing up, "I don't know--that is,
I hope--that is--O Lord! O Lord! I hope I'm not wounded!" and, after a
proper examination, he discovered he was not.

"Thank heaven! thank heaven!" said one of the wags (who, indeed, during
the slumbers of Poinsinet had been occupied in making these very holes
through the garments of that individual), "if you have escaped, it is by
a miracle. Alas! alas! all your enemies have not been so lucky."

"How! is anybody wounded?" said Poinsinet.

"My dearest friend, prepare yourself; that unhappy man who came to
revenge his menaced honor--that gallant officer--that injured husband,
Colonel Count de Cartentierce--"

"Well?"

"IS NO MORE! he died this morning, pierced through with nineteen wounds
from your hand, and calling upon his country to revenge his murder."

When this awful sentence was pronounced, all the auditory gave a
pathetic and simultaneous sob; and as for Poinsinet, he sank back on his
bed with a howl of terror, which would have melted a Visigoth to tears,
or to laughter. As soon as his terror and remorse had, in some degree,
subsided, his comrades spoke to him of the necessity of m