iness to look after itself--I'm in the washing and laundering line,
you must know, ma'am--and I've left my young children to look after
themselves, and a more mischievous and troublesome set of young imps
doesn't exist, ma'am; and I've lost all my money, and lost my way, and
as for what may be happening to my married daughter, why, I don't like
to think of it, ma'am!'

'Where might your married daughter be living, ma'am?' asked the
barge-woman.

'She lives near to the river, ma'am,' replied Toad. 'Close to a fine
house called Toad Hall, that's somewheres hereabouts in these parts.
Perhaps you may have heard of it.'

'Toad Hall? Why, I'm going that way myself,' replied the barge-woman.
'This canal joins the river some miles further on, a little above Toad
Hall; and then it's an easy walk. You come along in the barge with me,
and I'll give you a lift.'

She steered the barge close to the bank, and Toad, with many humble and
grateful acknowledgments, stepped lightly on board and sat down with
great satisfaction. 'Toad's luck again!' thought he. 'I always come out
on top!'

'So you're in the washing business, ma'am?' said the barge-woman
politely, as they glided along. 'And a very good business you've got
too, I dare say, if I'm not making too free in saying so.'

'Finest business in the whole country,' said Toad airily. 'All the
gentry come to me--wouldn't go to any one else if they were paid, they
know me so well. You see, I understand my work thoroughly, and attend to
it all myself. Washing, ironing, clear-starching, making up gents' fine
shirts for evening wear--everything's done under my own eye!'

'But surely you don't DO all that work yourself, ma'am?' asked the
barge-woman respectfully.

'O, I have girls,' said Toad lightly: 'twenty girls or thereabouts,
always at work. But you know what GIRLS are, ma'am! Nasty little
hussies, that's what _I_ call 'em!'

'So do I, too,' said the barge-woman with great heartiness. 'But I dare
say you set yours to rights, the idle trollops! And are you very fond of
washing?'

'I love it,' said Toad. 'I simply dote on it. Never so happy as when
I've got both arms in the wash-tub. But, then, it comes so easy to me!
No trouble at all! A real pleasure, I assure you, ma'am!'

'What a bit of luck, meeting you!' observed the barge-woman,
thoughtfully. 'A regular piece of good fortune for both of us!'

'Why, what do you mean?' asked Toad, nervously.

'Well, look at me, now,'