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ensions existed among the members of the Public Menu Commission. It was hinted that resignations would be called for. Applications for the vacant places and suggestions from really competent men poured into the editorial rooms. It made the commission, as usual, an editorial target. More space! That impelled the Commission, speaking with difficulty by reason of the swollen lips of the chairman, to announce the menu. H. R. had it printed on academy board. New York, on the tiptoe of expectation to learn what an ideal hunger-appeaser would consist of, and how it could be done for twenty-five cents and how the commission could decide without bloodshed, made haste to read the menu: Soup a la Piccolini Entree a la Hotel Regina Roast a la Perry Vegetable a la Weinpusslacher Dessert a la Fitz-Marlton Bread a la Prof. Preston Milk a la Pasteur Coffee a la Manhattan Tea as Wanted O. K. H. R., _Sec._ The exact recipe of each dish would be made public after the Hunger Feast. It would remain a secret until then! More space! See? Could the newspapers help it? Didn't people have to have something to talk about? If they didn't, what could the editorial writers have to write about? Knowing that talk must continue in order that interest in the Hunger Feast might not abate, H. R. himself went to the shops on Fifth Avenue. The shops elsewhere would follow the Avenue fashions. He told each window-dresser the same thing. "I come to you _first_ because you are an artist concerned with color effects and striking arrangements. You also are a psychologist, since you compel people to halt on the sidewalk and then mutely induce them to use the doors. You really are the man who declares the dividends on the firm's capital stock. Yes, you do, and I'll see that the big chief acknowledges it, too. Now I've come to you--_first_! Whatever you do will be copied. It makes you plagiarizable, and that is merely the recognition of greatness. You have the window. In order to dissociate the idea of money from your shop in the public's mind I'm going to give you a chance to prove that you are above mere money-making, which is something no Fifth Avenue shop ever did before. Remember in this connection the psychology of the crowd and of the money they wish to spend and at the same time keep in their pockets. You and your windows are New York--the New York that draws the crowd of natives and Americans. Give a wh
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