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t's not the same as when an Englishman says it. If I said, 'Will you be Mrs. Willoughby?' that would be different; it would mean--" "Yes," interrupted Sylvia rather breathlessly, "that, Tommy dear, would be plain English, to which I could give a plain answer. I should say--" We had reached the brow of the hill. I mounted my bicycle and hurried on. * * * * * [Illustration: _Mistress._ "YOU SEEM TO HAVE BEEN IN A GOOD MANY SITUATIONS. HOW MANY MISTRESSES HAVE YOU HAD, ALL TOLD?" _Maid._ "FIFTEEN, ALL TOLD--AND ALL TOLD WHAT I THOUGHT OF 'EM."] * * * * * "1,000 EGGS IN ONE WHISKER." _Daily Paper._ A much worse case than that of LEAR'S old man with a beard, who said it was just as he feared. * * * * * "For all we know, Helen of Troy's best friends might have said, 'Helen has style and knows how to make the most of her good points; but, honest, now, do you think she should have got the apple?'" _Evening Paper._ Certainly not. That's why Paris gave it to Aphrodite. * * * * * [Illustration: _First Ancient (with morbid fear of growing deaf, breaking long silence)._ "THERE--IT'S COME AT LAST! YOU'VE BEEN TALKING ALL THIS TIME AND I AIN'T HEARD A SINGLE WORD." _Second Ancient._ "BAIN'T BIN TALKIN'--BIN CHEWIN'."] * * * * * OUR BOOKING-OFFICE. (_By Mr. Punch's Staff of Learned Clerks._) Really I think that _Rhoda Drake_ (MURRAY) must be the most preposterously startling story that I have read for this age. It makes you feel as if you had had a squib exploded under your chair at a temperance meeting. After beginning placidly about persons who live in South Kensington (and are so dull that the author has to fill up with minute descriptions of their drawing-rooms), somewhere towards three-quarters through its decorous course it plunges you head over ears into such tearing melodrama as is comparable only to Episode 42 of "The Adventures of the Blinking Eye" at a provincial cinema. I am left asking myself in bewilderment whether Mr. C.H. DUDLEY WARD, D.S.O., M.C., can have been serious in the affair. As I say, practically all the early characters are of little or no account, including _Rhoda_ herself. Indeed, nobody looks like mattering at all, and the whole tale has, to be frank, taken on a somewhat sopori
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