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mise." "Please to indicate it." "I refer, sir, to your college album." "Oh, certainly! here it is, my darling--all ready." And Mr. Ralph Ashley, between whom and Miss Fanny this dialogue had taken place, seated himself beneath a magnificent tulip-tree; and with a movement of the head suggested a similar proceeding to the rest. All being seated, the young man drew from his breast-pocket a small volume, bound in leather, and with a nod to Fanny, said: "I have changed my mind--I can't read but two or three." "Broken your promise, you mean." "No, my own;--oh, no." "Ralph, you are really too impudent!" "How, pray?" "And presumptuous!" "Why?" "Because, sir--" "I call you 'my own' in advance? Eh?" "Yes, sir!" Fanny had uttered the words without reflection--intending them as a reply to Mr. Ralph's sentence, the words "in advance," being omitted therefrom. Everybody saw her mistake at once, and a shout of laughter greeted the reply. Ralph assumed a close and cautious expression, and said: "Well--I will be more careful in future. The fact is, that people who are _to be_ married, should be as chary of their endearments, in public, as those who _are_ married." General laughter and assent--except from Fanny, who was blushing. "Nothing is more disagreeable," continued Ralph, philosophically, "than these public evidences of affection; it is positively shocking to see and hear two married people exchanging their 'dears' and 'dearests,' 'loves' and 'darlings'--especially to bachelors; it is really insulting! Therefore, it is equally in bad taste with those who _are to be_ married;--logically, consequently, and in the third place--and lastly--it is not proper, between myself and you, my Fanny--hum--Miss Fanny!" This syllogistic discourse was received by Fanny with a mixture of blushes and satirical curls of the lip. "Hum!" more than once issued from her lips; and this expression always signified with the young lady in question--"indeed!"--"really!"--"you think that's mighty fine!"--or some other phrase indicative of scorn and defiance. On the present occasion, after uttering a number of these "hums!" Fanny embodied her feelings in words, and replied: "I think, Ralph, you are the most impudent gentleman I have ever known, and you wrong me. I wonder how you got such bad manners; at Williamsburg, I reckon. Hum! If you wait until _I_ marry you--!" "I shall never repent the delay?" aske
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