and eat as I do;
Don't glare at the joint, and as soon as you're able
To behave like the rest, you shall feed with us too,
And dine like a gentleman sitting at table.

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A SWEET LITTLE DEAR

I always _was_ a remarkable child; so old for my age, and such a
sensitive nature!--Mamma often says so.
And I'm the sweetest, little dear in my blue ribbons, and quite a
picture in my Pompadour hat!--Mrs. Brown told her so on
Sunday, and that's how I know.
And I'm a sacred responsibility to my parents--(it was what the
clergyman's wife at the seaside said),
And a solemn charge, and a fair white page, and a tender bud, and
a spotless nature of wax to be moulded;--but the rest of
it has gone out of my head.
There was a lot more, and she left two books as well, and I think she
called me a Privilege, and Mamma said "Yes," and began to cry.
And Nurse came in with luncheon on a tray, and put away the books, and
said she was as weak as a kitten, and worried to
fiddlestrings, as any one with common sense could see with
half an eye.
I was hopping round the room, but I stopped and said, "My kitten's not
weak, and I don't believe anybody could see with only half an
eye. Could they, Mamma?"
And Nurse said, "Go and play, my dear, and let your Mamma rest;"
but Mamma said, "No, my love, stay where you are.
Dear Nurse, lift me up, and put a pillow to my back, I know
you mean to be kind;
But she does ask such remarkable questions, and while I've strength
to speak, don't let me check the inquiring mind.
If I should fail to be all a mother ought--oh, how my head throbs when
the dear child jumps!" and then Nurse said, "Ugh!
When you're worried into your grave, she'll have no mother at all,
and'll have to tumble up as other folks do.
There's the poor master at his wits' end--a child's not all a grown
person has to think of--and Miss Jane would do well enough if
she'd less of her own way;
But there's more children spoilt with care than the want of it, and
more mothers murdered than there's folks hanged for, and
that's what I say.
Children learns what you teach 'em, and Miss