t," said I, "the last thing to be astonished at is human
ignorance. Do you know that 30 per cent of the French army at the
present day have never heard of the Franco-Prussian War?"
"My dear Simon," cried Dale, "the two things don't hang together. The
Franco-Prussian War is not advertised all over France like Beecham's
Pills, whereas six years ago you couldn't move two steps in London
without seeing posters of Lola Brandt and her horse Sultan."
"Ah, the horse!" said I. "That's how the wicked circus story got about."
"It was the last act I ever did," said Madame Brandt. "I taught
Sultan--oh, he was a dear, beautiful thing--to count and add up and
guess articles taken from the audience. I was at the Hippodrome. Then
at the Nouveau Cirque at Paris; I was at St. Petersburg, Vienna,
Berlin--all over Europe with Sultan."
"And where is Sultan now?" I asked.
"He is dead. Somebody poisoned him," she replied, looking into the fire.
After a pause she continued in a low voice, singularly like the growl of
a wrathful animal, "If ever I meet that man alive it will go hard with
him."
At that moment the door opened and the servant announced:
"Professor Anastasius Papadopoulos!"
Whereupon the shortest creature that ever bore so lengthy a name, a
dwarf not more than four feet high, wearing a frock coat and bright
yellow gloves, entered the room, and crossing it at a sort of trot fell
on his knees by the side of Madame Brandt's chair.
_"Ah! Carissima, je vous vois enfin, Ach liebes Herz! Que j'ai envie de
pleurer!"_
Madame Brandt smiled, took the creature's head between her hands and
kissed his forehead. She also caressed his shoulders.
"My dear Anastasius, how good it is to see you. Where have you been this
long time? Why didn't you write and let me know you were in England?
But, see, Anastasius, I have visitors. Let me introduce you."
She spoke in French fluently, but with a frank British accent, which
grated on a fastidious ear. The dwarf rose, made two solemn bows, and
declared himself enchanted. Although his head was too large for
his body, he was neither ill-made nor repulsive. He looked about
thirty-five. A high forehead, dark, mournful eyes, and a black moustache
and imperial gave him an odd resemblance to Napoleon the Third.
"I arrived from New York this morning, with my cats. Oh, a mad success.
I have one called Phoebus, because he drives a chariot drawn by six
rats. Phoebus Apollo was the god of the s
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