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Title: The Inventions of the Idiot
Author: John Kendrick Bangs
Release Date: September 3, 2010 [EBook #33623]
Language: English
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THE INVENTIONS OF THE IDIOT
by
JOHN KENDRICK BANGS
Author of "A House-Boat on the Styx"
"The Pursuit of the House-Boat"
"Olympian Nights" Etc. Etc.
New York and London
Harper & Brothers Publishers
1904
Copyright, 1903, by HARPER & BROTHERS.
_All rights reserved._
Published April, 1904
TO
YOU
Contents
CHAPTER PAGE
I. THE CULINARY GUILD 1
II. A SUGGESTION FOR THE CABLE-CARS 16
III. THE TRANSATLANTIC TROLLEY COMPANY 31
IV. THE INCORPORATION OF THE IDIOT 47
V. UNIVERSITY EXTENSION 64
VI. SOCIAL EXPANSION 79
VII. A BEGGAR'S HAND-BOOK 96
VIII. PROGRESSIVE WAFFLES 112
IX. A CLEARING-HOUSE FOR POETS 127
X. SOME ELECTRICAL SUGGESTIONS 142
XI. CONCERNING CHILDREN 158
XII. DREAMALINE 172
THE INVENTIONS OF THE IDIOT
I
The Culinary Guild
It was before the Idiot's marriage, and in the days when he
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