beginning to grow late,
_Brightnel_ would have been gone, but the pretended Mrs. _Pierpoint_ would
by no means suffer him to go, till he had supp'd, which was a getting ready
on Purpose for him, by which means he was drawn to to stay till supper was
ready; and to make the time seem less tedious, the old Bawd calls for a
Pack of Cards, and sets her pretended Daughter and he to play a Game of
_Cribbage_ together. At last Supper was brought in, and her Servants
waiting upon them at Table, like a Person of Quality; Mrs. _Pierpoint_
every now and then Drinking a Health, sometimes to Mr. _Hanwel_, and by and
by to all their Friends at _Hargrave_; then to his good Health, which
engag'd him to drink theirs: Till Supper being ended, the Bawd ask'd one of
her Servants what a Clock it was? Who answered, Past Eleven: The Gentleman
at this begins to get up, to be going; but it was now too late, and they
would by no means let him at that time of Night; to which end they urg'd
that it was an obscure place they liv'd in, and it might be very dangerous
(tho his greatest danger was in being there) and that he shou'd have a good
Bed at his Service there: The Gentleman finding himself almost fluster'd,
and thinking he was secure where he was, agreed to stay till the next
Morning: Upon which the t'other Bottle of Wine was brought in, & then he
began to be very frollicksome, and would needs be Kissing Miss _Betty_, who
pretended a great kindness for him; which pleas'd _Brightwel_ so much, that
he wou'd'nt go to Bed without she'd lie with him; which she not only
promis'd, but was as good as her word; yet engages him to take no notice of
it to her Mother, and then as soon as he was a Bed, she'd come to him:
Accordingly, after he was a Bed, she comes to Bed to him, as she before had
promis'd: And after they had both gratify'd their wanton desires, the Whore
professing a great deal of Love to him, and pretending she shou'd never be
happy till they were married, Miss _Betty_ all of a sudden pretends to want
the Chamber-pot, which she desir'd him to help her to, who feeling about
for it for sometime, cou'd'nt find it; upon which she told him she
remember'd the Maid left it in the Window and desir'd him to reach it
there; which he going to do, and treading upon a Trap door, it presently
gave away; and down fell our Amorous Spark into the Alley; his Fall was but
little, and so did but stun him for the present, and his being only in his
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