to understand my meaning.
MARTIN
Is that all? I am content. Here's my hand.
FRANCIS
Well, I like a little innocent mirth myself, but never could endure
bawdry.
DANIEL
_Quot homines tot sententiae._
MARTIN
And what is that?
DANIEL
'Tis Greek, and argues difference of opinion.
MARTIN
I hope there is none between us.
DANIEL
Here's to thee, brother Martin. (_Drinks._)
MARTIN
And to thee, Daniel. (_Drinks._)
FRANCIS
And to thee, Peter. (_Drinks._)
PETER
Thank you, Francis. And here's to thee. (_Drinks._)
MARTIN
I shall be fuddled anon.
DANIEL
And drunkenness I hold to be a very despicable vice.
ALL
O! a shocking vice. (_They drink round._)
PETER
In as much as it taketh away the understanding.
DANIEL
And makes the eyes red.
PETER
And the tongue to stammer.
DANIEL
And to blab out secrets.
(_During this conversation they continue drinking._)
PETER
Some men do not know an enemy from a friend when they are drunk.
DANIEL
Certainly sobriety is the health of the soul.
MARTIN
Now I know I am going to be drunk.
DANIEL
How can'st tell, dry-bones?
MARTIN
Because I begin to be melancholy. That's always a sign.
FRANCIS
Take care of Martin, he'll topple off his seat else.
(_Martin drops asleep._)
PETER
Times are greatly altered, since young master took upon himself the
government of this household.
ALL
Greatly altered.
FRANCIS
I think every thing be altered for the better since His Majesty's
blessed restoration.
PETER
In Sir Walter's days there was no encouragement given to good
house-keeping.
ALL
None.
DANIEL
For instance, no possibility of getting drunk before two in the
afternoon.
PETER
Every man his allowance of ale at breakfast--his quart!
ALL
A quart!! (_in derision_.)
DANIEL
Nothing left to our own sweet discretions.
PETER
Whereby it may appear, we were treated more like beasts than what we
were--discreet and reasonable serving-men.
ALL
Like beasts.
MARTIN
(_Opening his eyes_.) Like beasts.
DANIEL
To sleep, wag-tail!
FRANCIS
I marvel all this while where the old gentleman has found means to
secrete himself. It seems no man has heard of him since the day of the
King's return. Can any tell why our young master, being favoured by the
court, should not have interest to procure his father's pardon?
DANIEL
Marry, I think 'tis the obstinacy of the old Knight, that will not be
beholden to the court for his
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