re where there was a great big bird, very like a _goose_, along
with a Leda.
And hasn't Sir Robert Peel and Mr. A'Court been down to Tamworth to be
reseated?
They ought to get an act of parliament to save them such fatigue, for
its always--ditto repeated.
Whilst at Leeds, Beckett and Aldam have put Lord Jocelyn into a
considerable fume,
Who finds it no go, though he's added up the poll-books several times
with the calculating boy, Joe Hume.
So if there's been _no other election_, I should like to find out
What all the late squibbing and fibbing, placarding, and blackguarding,
losing and winning, beering and ginning, and every other _et
cetera_, has been about!
* * * * *
TO THE BLACK-BALLED OF THE UNITED SERVICE.
Black bottles at Brighton,
To darken your fame;
Black Sundays at Hounslow,
To add to your shame.
Black balls at the club,
Show Lord Hill's growing duller:
He should change your command
To the _guards_ of that colour.
* * * * *
ON THE INTRODUCTION OF PANTOMIME INTO THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.
[Illustration]
English--it has been remarked a thousand and odd times--is one of the few
languages which is unaccompanied with gesticulation. Your veritable
Englishman, in his discourse, is as chary as your genuine Frenchman is
prodigal, of action. The one speaks like an oracle, the other like a
telegraph.
Mr. Brown narrates the death of a poor widower from starvation, with his
hands fast locked in his breeches' pocket, and his features as calm as a
horse-pond. M. le Brun tells of the _debut_ of the new _danseuse_, with
several kisses on the tips of his fingers, a variety of taps on the left
side of his satin waistcoat, and his head engulfed between his two
shoulders, like a cock-boat in a trough of the sea.
The cause of this natural diversity is not very apparent. The deficiency
of gesture on our parts may be a necessary result of that prudence which
is so marked a feature of the English character. Mr. Brown, perhaps,
objects to using two means to attain his end when one is sufficient, and
consequently looks upon all gesticulation during conversation as a wicked
waste of physical labour, which that most sublime and congenial science of
Pol. Econ. has shown him to be the source of all wealth. To indulge in
pantomime is, therefore, in hi
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