like, I set to, very much against my
will; while, on account of my empty sleeve, the paper keeps slipping and
sliding about, so that I can only hold it quiet by putting the lead
inkstand on one corner, and my tobacco-jar on the other. You see, I'm
not much at home at this sort of thing; and though, if you put a pipe
and a glass of something before me, I could tell you all about it,
taking my time, like, it seems that won't do. I said, "Why don't you
write it down as I tell it, so as other people could read all about it?"
But "No," he says; "I could do it in my fashion, but I want it to be in
your simple unadorned style; so set to and do it."

I daresay a good many of you know me--seen me often in Bond Street, at
Facet's door--Facet's, you know, the great jeweller, where I stand and
open carriages, or take messages, or small parcels with no end of
valuables in them, for I'm trusted. Smith, my name is, Isaac Smith; and
I'm that tallish, grisly fellow with the seam down one side of my face,
my left sleeve looped up to my button, and not a speck to be seen on
that "commissionaire's" uniform, upon whose breast I've got three
medals.

I was standing one day, waiting patiently for something to do, when a
tallish gentleman came up, nodded as if he knew me well, and I saluted.

"Lose that limb in the Crimea, my man?"

"No, sir. Mutiny," I said, standing as stiff as use had made nature
with me.

And then he asked me a lot more questions, and I answered him; and the
end of it was that one evening I went to his house, and he had me in,
and did what was wanted to set me off. I'd had a little bit of an
itching to try something of the kind, I must own, for long enough, but
his words started me; and in consequence I got a quire of the best
foolscap paper, and a pen'orth of pens, and here's my story.

STORY ONE, CHAPTER ONE.

BEGUMBAGH, A TALE OF THE INDIAN MUTINY.

Dun-dub-dub-dub-dub-dub. Just one light beat given by the boys in
front--the light sharp tap upon their drums, to give the time for the
march; and in heavy order there we were, her Majesty's 156th Regiment of
Light Infantry, making our way over the dusty roads with the hot morning
sun beating down upon our heads. We were marching very loosely, though,
for the men were tired, and we were longing for the halt to be called,
so that we might rest during the heat of the day, and then go on again.
Tents, baggage-wagons, women, children, elephants, all were ther