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o' war, I'm all right,' says I, 'there's a house there,'--and sure enough there was, and a parcel of men, women, and childher, ating their dinner round a table, quite convanient. And so I wint up to the door, and I thought I'd be very civil to them, as I heerd the French was always mighty p'lite intirely,--and I thought I'd show them I knew what good manners was. "So I took aff my hat, and, making a low bow, says I, 'God save all here,' says I. "Well, to be sure, they all stapt eating at wanst, and began to stare at me, and faith they almost looked me out of countenance,--and I thought to myself, it was not good manners at all, more betoken from furriners which they call so mighty p'lite; but I never minded that, in regard o' wantin' the gridiron; and so says I, 'I beg your pardon,' says I, 'for the liberty I take, but it's only bein' in disthress in regard of eating,' says I, 'that I made bowld to throuble yez, and if you could lind me the loan of a gridiron,' says I, 'I'd be entirely obleeged to ye.' "By gor, they all stared at me twice worse nor before,--and with that, says I (knowing what was in their minds), 'Indeed it's thrue for you,' says I, 'I'm tatthered to pieces, and God knows I look quare enough,--but it's by raison of the storm,' says I, 'which dhruv us ashore here below, and we're all starvin',' says I. "So then they began to look at each other again; and myself, seeing at once dirty thoughts was in their heads, and that they tuk me for a poor beggar coming to crave charity,--with that, says I, 'O, not at all,' says I, 'by no manes,--we have plenty of mate ourselves there below, and we'll dhress it,' says I, 'if you would be plased to lind us the loan of a gridiron,' says I, makin' a low bow. "Well, sir, with that, throth, they stared at me twice worse nor ever, and faith I began to think that maybe the captain was wrong, and that it was not France at all at all; and so says I, 'I beg pardon, sir,' says I, to a fine ould man, with a head of hair as white as silver,--'maybe I'm under a mistake,' says I, 'but I thought I was in France, sir: aren't you furriners?' says I,--'_Parly voo frongsay_?" "'We, munseer,' says he. "'Then would you lind me the loan of a gridiron,' says I, 'if you plase?' "O, it was thin that they stared at me as if I had seven heads; and, faith, myself began to feel flushed like and onaisy,--and so, says I, makin' a bow and scrape agin, 'I know it's a liberty I take,
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