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d have it put down by parliament. _Sir Pet._ Positively, madam, if they were to consider the sporting with reputation of as much importance as poaching on manors, and pass an act for the preservation of fame, as well as game, I believe many would thank them for the bill. _Lady Sneer._ Why! Sir Peter; would you deprive us of our privileges? _Sir Pet._ Ay, madam; and then no person should be permitted to kill characters and run down reputations but qualified old maids and disappointed widows. _Lady Sneer._ Go, you monster! _Mrs. Can._ But, surely, you would not be quite so severe on those who only report what they hear? _Sir Pet._ Yes, madam, I would have law merchant for them too; and in all cases of slander currency, whenever the drawer of the lie was not to be found, the injured parties should have a right to come on any of the indorsers. _Crab._ Well, for my part, I believe there never was a scandalous tale without some foundation. _Lady Sneer._ Come, ladies, shall we sit down to cards in the next room? _Enter_ Servant, _who whispers_ Sir Peter. _Sir Pet._ I'll be with them directly.--[_Exit_ SERVANT.] I'll get away unperceived. [_Aside._ _Lady Sneer._ Sir Peter, you are not going to leave us? _Sir Pet._ Your ladyship must excuse me; I'm called away by particular business. But I leave my character behind me. [_Exit._ _Sir Ben._ Well--certainly, Lady Teazle, that lord of yours is a strange being: I could tell you some stories of him would make you laugh heartily if he were not your husband. _Lady Teaz._ Oh, pray, don't mind that; come, do let's hear them. [_Exeunt all but_ JOSEPH SURFACE _and_ MARIA. _Jos. Surf._ Maria, I see you have no satisfaction in this society. _Mar._ How is it possible I should? If to raise malicious smiles at the infirmities or misfortunes of those who have never injured us be the province of wit or humor, Heaven grant me a double portion of dulness! _Jos. Surf._ Yet they appear more ill-natured than they are; they have no malice at heart. _Mar._ Then is their conduct still more contemptible; for, in my opinion, nothing could excuse the intemperance of their tongues but a natural and uncontrollable bitterness of mind. FOOTNOTES: [G] For the sake of brevity a part of the first scene has been excised. It subsequently appears that Lady Teazle abandons the society of the scandal-mongers, and she and her fond but somewhat irascible husband
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