's something in the City,
And she's a blue-eyed girl absurd-
-ly pretty.
By Jove! she does it with a whirr,
It's clear this inexpressive she
Is given to the _fortiter_
_In re_.
Of course it's forward--and indeed
It's worse--it's shockingly imprudent
Thus to encourage me, a need-
-y student.
Her form is shadowy--I must
Get out my glasses, so to bring
Her nearer. Yes--the range is just
The thing!
* * * * *
Life is a farce, without a doubt!
The cause of all this fuss and fluster
Is just a housemaid shaking out
Her duster!
* * * * *
IN THEIR EASTER EGGS.
_Lord Salisbury_.--Allegorical Cartoon representing BRITANNIA
astonished at the success of her recent Foreign Policy.
_Mr. Gladstone_.--Pocket Edition of Cyclopaedia of Universal
Information, copiously illustrated, for the use of veteran Statesmen.
_The Emperor of Germany_.--Prize Homily on the Art of Governing, with
special reference to the science as applied to the subordination of
"temper."
_Mr. Parnell_.--Sculptured Group representing the Reptile of Egotism
turning the tables on St. Patrick, and endeavouring to drive him out
of Ireland.
_The President of the United States_.--An Italian Iron--over-heated.
_Ex-King Milan of Servia_.--A Monthly Cheque for amusement and
travelling expenses, but not including a return ticket to Belgrade.
_The Post-Master-General_.--One hundred Receipts for getting into hot
water.
_Mr. Sheriff Augustus Harris_.--Draft Proposal for buying up and
working the British Government with duly audited Schedule, showing how
the "takings" could be more than doubled by spirited management.
_Mr. Jackson of Clitheroe_.--Prize Farce entitled, "Lynch Law and
Conjugal Rights."
* * * * *
MEN WHO HAVE TAKEN ME IN--
TO DINNER.
(_BY A DINNER-BELLE._)
NO. III.--THE GREAT UNKNOWN.
[Illustration]
_He_ was a dapper, dumpy thing,
With nought decisive on him graven
But smiles, like footlights flickering
O'er visage shaven.
And _it_, that kind of social myth
Where every guest (and each a rum one)
Is Somebody, because the kith
Or kin of Someone.
The Great Siberian Victim's Aunt,
The Godfather of Colonel CODY,
And some a
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