pal attributes.
He is very unintelligible in his caprices; seldom expressing with
distinctness what he wants of us; and relying greatly on our better
judgment to find out. He is cruel, and fond of blood--particularly at a
steeple-chase--and is very ungrateful.
"And yet, so far as I can understand, he worships us, too. He sets up
images of us (not particularly like, but meant to be) in the streets and
calls upon his fellows to admire them, and believe in them. As well as I
can make out, it is not of the least importance what images of men are put
astride upon these images of horses, for I don't find any famous personage
among them--except one, and _his_ image seems to have been contracted for
by the gross. The jockeys who ride our statues are very queer jockeys, it
appears to me, but it is something to find man even posthumously sensible
of what he owes to us. I believe that when he has done any great wrong to
any very distinguished horse, deceased, he gets up a subscription to have
an awkward likeness of him made, and erects it in a public place, to be
generally venerated. I can find no other reason for the statues of us that
abound.
"It must be regarded as a part of the inconsistency of man, that he erects
no statues to the donkeys--who, though far inferior animals to ourselves,
have great claims upon him. I should think a donkey opposite the horse at
Hyde Park, another in Trafalgar-square, and a group of donkeys, in brass,
outside the Guild-hall of the city of London (for I believe the
common-council chamber is inside that building) would be pleasant and
appropriate memorials.
"I am not aware that I can suggest any thing more to my honorable friend
the Raven, which will not already have occurred to his fine intellect.
Like myself, he is the victim of brute force, and must bear it until the
present state of things is changed--as it possibly may be in the good time
which I understand is coming, if I wait a little longer."
-------------------------------------
There! How do you like that? That's the Horse! You shall have another
animal's sentiments, soon. I have communicated with plenty of 'em, and
they are all down upon you. It's not I alone who have found you out. You
are generally detected, I am happy to say, and shall be covered with
confusion.
Talking about the horse, are you going to set up any more horses? Eh?
Think a bit. Come! You haven't got horses enough yet, surely? Couldn't you
|