he same class, are distinguished by their courteous
manners, deliberate proceedings, innocence of legal technicalities, long
credit, and heavy charges. Leasem, the elder partner, wears powder and a
huge bunch of seals, lives in Queen-square, drives a brougham, gives the
dinners and does the cordial department. He is so strict in performing the
latter duty, that he once addressed a poacher who had shot a duke's
keeper, as "my dear creature," although he afterward hung him.
Fashun has chambers in St. James-street, drives a cab, wears a tip, and
does the grand haha style.
My business lay with Leasem. The interviews and letters passing were
numerous. However, it came at last to the following dialogue:
"Well, my dear Mr. Discount," began Mr. Leasem, who hates me like poison.
"I'm really very sorry for that poor dear Molinos--knew his father well; a
great man, a perfect gentleman; but you know what women are, eh, Mr.
Discount? My client won't advance a shilling; she knows it would only be
wasted in low dissipation. Now, don't you think (this was said very
insinuatingly)--don't you think he had better be sent to the workhouse;
very comfortable accommodations there, I can assure you--meat twice a week,
and excellent soup; and then, Mr. D., we might consider about allowing you
something for that bill."
"Mr. Leasem, can you reconcile it to your conscience to make such an
arrangement? Here's a wife rolling in luxury, and a husband starving!"
"No, Mr. Discount, not starving; there is the workhouse, as I observed
before; besides, allow me to suggest that these appeals to feeling are
quite unprofessional--quite unprofessional."
"But, Mr. Leasem, touching this property which the poor man is entitled
to."
"Why, there again, Mr. D., you must excuse me; you really must. I don't
say he is; I don't say he is not. If you know he is entitled to property,
I am sure you know how to proceed; the law is open to you, Mr.
Discount--the law is open; and a man of your talent will know how to use
it."
"Then, Mr. Leasem, you mean that I must, in order to right this starving
man, file a bill of discovery, to extract from you the particulars of his
rights. You have the marriage settlement, and all the information, and you
decline to allow a pension, or afford any information; the man is to
starve, or go to the workhouse."
"Why, Mr. D., you are so quick and violent, it really is not professional;
but you see (here a subdued smile of tr
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