he did not stop to
offer his usual curt greetings.

"Look here," he said, by way of introduction, "you an' your
fire-extinguishers has got me into a purty fix, Sally Briggs--a blame
purty fix-an' I want to know do you intend to git me out or not? I don't
want no foolishness. Skinner is after me an' I've got to pay him back
them sixty dollars, or somebody'll go to jail for it. You ought to have
knowed them wasn't nothin' but lung-testers, afore you set me up to
sellin' 'em to Skinner, an' not let me go an' make a 'tarnal fool out
of myself. But that ain't the thing now; the thing is, will you pay
back them sixty dollars? I guess you'd better do it, an' do it quick.
Skinner'll have the law on ye if ye don't."

Miss Sally drew back toward Mrs. Smith as he scowled at her.

"Now, you git them sixty dollars an' hand 'em over to me, that's
what you'd better do," said the Colonel. "I want to git shut of this
business. I was a fool fer meddlin' in a woman's affairs in the fust
place. I don't want to have no more hand in it. You git me that money,
an' let me fix it up with Skinner. He's mad, an' he won't stand no
foolin'. It was all I could do to keep him from comin' in an' makin' a
row right here in the house. He's waitin' at the gate till he sees if I
git the money, an' if I don't----"

"But I haven't got sixty dollars," Miss Sally gasped. "I gave that money
to pa. I don't know whether I can GET sixty dollars out of pa."

She was so helpless that Mrs. Smith's blood boiled at the rude brutality
of the Colonel, and she stepped forward and faced him.

"What is all this about?" she asked. "What is the matter with those
fire-extinguishers? Why do you come bothering Miss Sally this way? Why
don't you settle it with Mr. Skinner yourself?"

"The matter is, them ain't fire-extinguishers at all," said the Colonel
rudely, "an' wasn't, an' never was. Them things is lung-testers, an'
Sally was cheatin' Skinner when she sold 'em to him. An' the reason I'm
botherin' her is that she got the money fer 'em, an' she's got to find
it somehow an' pay it back. An' as for me settlin' with Skinner, I ain't
got nothin' to do with it. I wasn't nothin' but Sally's agent. I done
her a favor, an' that's all, an' I'm sorry I ever meddled in it."

"But there certainly can't be such haste needed," said Mrs. Smith. "Miss
Sally is not going to run away. Mr. Skinner is not going to fail for
want of sixty dollars, is he? You can wait until to-morrow, or