ILD BoY TALKS ONLY iN HiS NAiTiVE
LANGUAGS. Do NoT FAIL TO SEE DUKE
THE INDiAN DOG ALSO THE MiCHiGAN
TRAiNED RATS

A heated argument took place between Sam and Penrod, the point at issue
being settled, finally, by the drawing of straws; whereupon Penrod, with
pardonable self-importance--in the presence of an audience now increased
to nine--slowly painted the words inspired by the dachshund:

IMPoRTENT Do NoT MISS THE SoUTH
AMERiCAN DoG PART ALLIGATOR.

CHAPTER XVI THE NEW STAR

Sam, Penrod, Herman, and Verman withdrew in considerable state from
non-paying view, and, repairing to the hay-loft, declared the exhibition
open to the public. Oral proclamation was made by Sam, and then the
loitering multitude was enticed by the seductive strains of a band; the
two partners performing upon combs and paper, Herman and Verman upon tin
pans with sticks.

The effect was immediate. Visitors appeared upon the stairway and sought
admission. Herman and Verman took position among the exhibits, near
the wall; Sam stood at the entrance, officiating as barker and
ticket-seller; while Penrod, with debonair suavity, acted as curator,
master of ceremonies, and lecturer. He greeted the first to enter with a
courtly bow. They consisted of Miss Rennsdale and her nursery governess,
and they paid spot cash for their admission.

"Walk in, lay-deeze, walk right in--pray do not obstruck the
passageway," said Penrod, in a remarkable voice. "Pray be seated; there
is room for each and all."

Miss Rennsdale and governess were followed by Mr. Georgie Bassett and
baby sister (which proves the perfection of Georgie's character) and
six or seven other neighbourhood children--a most satisfactory audience,
although, subsequent to Miss Rennsdale and governess, admission was
wholly by pin.

"GEN-til-mun and LAY-deeze," shouted Penrod, "I will first call your
at-tain-shon to our genuine South American dog, part alligator!" He
pointed to the dachshund, and added, in his ordinary tone, "That's him."
Straightway reassuming the character of showman, he bellowed: "NEXT,
you see Duke, the genuine, full-blooded Indian dog from the far Western
Plains and Rocky Mountains. NEXT, the trained Michigan rats, captured
way up there, and trained to jump and run all around the box at the--at
the--at the slightest PRE-text!" He paused, partly to take breath and
partly to enjoy his own surprised discovery that this phrase was in his
vocabul