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walk up to the counter, assumin' a sham sort of bounce, And ask, shame-faced like, for their gargle, 'as p'r'aps is a 'ot sixteen hounce. When they git it, a-fume in a tumbler, a-smelling like hegg-chests gone wrong, They squirm, ask the snowy-capped gurl, "Is _this_ right?"--"Yes, Sir. Sixteen ounce, strong!" Sez the minx with a cold kind o' smile. "Ah--h--h! _per_cisely!" they smirks, and walks round, With this "Yorkshire Stinko" in their 'ands--and their 'earts in their mouths I'll be bound. Then--Gulp! Oh Gewillikins, CHARLIE! it gives yer the ditherums, it do. Bad enough if you 'ave to wolf _one_, but it fair gives yer beans when 'tis _two_. The wictims waltz round, looking white, wishing someone would just spill _their_ wet, And--there's 'ardly a glass "returned empty" but wot shows its 'eel-taps, you bet! This is "Taking the Waters" at 'Arrygate! Well, I shall soon take my 'ook. Speshal Scotch, at my favourite pub, from that sparkling young dona, NELL COOK, Will do me a treat arter this, mate, and come most pertikler A 1. 'Ow I long to be back in "The Village," dear boy, with its bustle and fun! Still, the air 'ere's as fresh as they make it, and gives yer a doose of a peck, And DUNSING, the Boss at "The Crown," does yer proper. I came 'ere a wreck; But sulphur, sound sleep, and cool breezes, prime prog, and good company tells; So 'ere's bully for 'Arrygate, CHARLIE, in spite of rum baths and bad smells. That Fifty is nearly played out, and my slap at the Ebor went wrong-- I'd a Yorkshire tyke's tip, too, old man; but I'm stoney, though still "going strong" (As _Lord Arthur_ remarks in the play), so no more at "The Crown" I must tarry, But if 'Arrygate wants a good word--as to 'ealth--it shall 'ave it from 'ARRY. * * * * * [Illustration: THE FIGHTING "FOUDROYANT."] * * * * * [Illustration: "TWO'S COMPANY." _Newspaper Boy_ (_suddenly, at window_). "WANT AN _OBSERVER_, CAPTAIN?" _Mathilde_ (_on Honeymoon Trip_). "OH, FREDDIE, DEAR! NO! NO!! _DO_ LET US BE QUITE ALONE!"] * * * * * THE FIGHTING "FOUDROYANT" BEING TUGGED TO ITS LAST
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