thence breathes England_.
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[Illustration: _Baker._ "WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE LITTLE CHAP?"
_Mother._ "I GIVE IT UP. I'VE GIVEN HIM A BUN--I DON'T KNOW WHAT MORE 'E
WANTS. I CAN'T GET 'IM TO REALISE THERE'S A WAR ON."]
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CO-OPERATIVE ADVERTISEMENTS.
In view of the restriction of the paper supply it has been suggested that
advertisers should unite in cultivating the available space on a co-operative
intensive system.
For example, the various proprietors of three popular brands of cigarettes,
instead of having a page advertisement each, might combine in one single
page, like this:--
THREE OF THE BEST.
_You cannot consider yourself a connoisseur of
cigarettes unless you are able to distinguish at
one and the same time the individually exquisite
flavours of_
"THE BRASS HAT"
"THE OFFENSIVE."
"THE GAS ATTACK."
_THERE IS NO OTHER PERFECT BLEND._
These cigarettes are smoked in our patent
"Trident" cigarette-holders.
Of all Tobacconists.
You see? Not only does each manufacturer still obtain the same sale for his
cigarettes, but he actually gains a third share in the profits of a new
accessory--the triple cigarette-holder.
Of course ingenuity of this sort is not required when the advertisers are
not in any sense rivals. All that is then necessary is what we may call the
_economic common factor of appeal_. For instance:--
ARE YOU ON OUR WAITING LIST?
The War Office | The Cricklewood
Car. | Crematorium.
_As soon as we are through with our urgent
contracts we shall be happy to serve you._
Finally, we note that there are innumerable classifications of
_complementary trades_ which are, of course, eminently suited to
co-operative advertising. We append two samples of what may be done in
this direction.
I.
_If you want to GET an Engagement as Mistress_--
Solicit an interview at the
HOUSEWIVES' HOSTEL.
_If you want to KEEP an Engagement as Mistress_--
Have the whole of your Servants' Suite
CREATED BY
THE CLASSY FURNISHING CO.
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II.
As Omar Khay
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