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s medical treatment; for as long as he had the _Specific_, his men were constantly making wry faces at him. * * * * * It is somewhat curious that two illustrious members of the Royal Society should have distinguished themselves on _Angling_. Nearly 200 years ago, Prince Rupert studied the art of tempering _fish-hooks_; and the other day Sir Humphry Davy published a volume on _Fly-fishing_. * * * * * THE GATHERER. A snapper up of unconsidered trifles SHAKSPEARE. * * * * * PUNS. It was a good defence of baskets of game and periodical remittances of Norfolk turkeys, that "_Presents_ endear _absents_." * * * * * Some one observed, on hearing of the _Manchew_ Tartars, that they must be a race of Cannibals; on which another said, that he concluded the Chinese must be a tribe of the Celtes, (_Sell-Teas_.) * * * * * Bannister being impudently asked, "If he was not a relation of Lord STAIR?" good-humouredly answered, "It must then be by collateral descent." * * * * * A gentleman having received a shot in _the Temple_, Mr. Theodore Hook remarked that it was a _legal wound_; an inveterate punster who overheard this never forgave himself for not replying on the spot, "As it was not fatal, it could only have been a _Gray's Inn_ (grazing) wound." * * * * * TOASTS. After the battle of Assaye, at a _fete_, I recollect, on one of these occasions, a rather illiterate character, who used to say that "Father and he fit, caise he sold the beastesses for too little money; so he coummed out a cadet," sat as vice-president; the toast of "General Wellesley, and the heroes of Assaye," was, as usual, given from the chair; when Mr. Vice, rising majestically, and holding aloft his brimming glass, with a sonorous voice, and north-country accent, echoed the toast in the words, "General Wellesley, and here he is I say!"--_Twelve Years' Military Adventures, &c_. * * * * * THE MUG-HOUSE CLUB. (_From "A Journey through England," 1722_.) In the City of London, almost every parish hath its separate club, where the citizens, after the fatigue of the day is over in their shops, and on the Exchange, unbend their thoughts before they g
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