ht really have terminated in a serious engagement, had
not the tall stranger thrust his bulky form in front of the approaching
battalion, and cried out with a loud voice, "Zounds, my good fellows,
what's all this for? If you take us up you will get broken heads
to-night, and a few shillings perhaps to-morrow. If you leave us alone,
you will have whole heads, and a guinea between you. Now, what say you?"
Well spoke Phaedra against the dangers of eloquence. The watchmen looked
at each other. "Why really, sir," said one, "what you say alters the
case very much; and if Dick here is not much hurt, I don't know what we
may say to the offer."
So saying, they raised the fallen watchman, who, after three or four
grunts, began slowly to recover himself.
"Are you dead, Dick?" said the owl with seven owlets.
"I think I am," answered the other, groaning.
"Are you able to drink a pot of ale, Dick?" cried the tall stranger.
"I think I am," reiterated the dead man, very lack-a-daisically.
And this answer satisfying his comrades, the articles of peace were
subscribed to.
Now, then, the tall stranger began searching his pockets with a most
consequential air.
"Gad, so!" said he at last; "not in my breeches pocket!--well, it
must be in my waistcoat. No. Well, 'tis a strange thing--demme it is!
Gentlemen, I have had the misfortune to leave my purse behind me: add
to your other favours by lending me wherewithal to satisfy these honest
men."
And Tarleton lent him the guinea. The watchmen now retired, and we were
left alone with our portly ally.
Placing his hand to his heart he made us half-a-dozen profound bows,
returned us thanks for our assistance in some very courtly phrases, and
requested us to allow him to make our acquaintance. We exchanged cards
and departed on our several ways.
"I have met that gentleman before," said Tarleton. "Let us see what name
he pretends to. 'Fielding--Fielding;' ah, by the Lord, it is no less a
person! It is the great Fielding himself."
"Is Mr. Fielding, then, as elevated in fame as in stature?"
"What, is it possible that you have not yet heard of Beau Fielding,
who bared his bosom at the theatre in order to attract the admiring
compassion of the female part of the audience?"
"What!" I cried, "the Duchess of Cleveland's Fielding?"
"The same; the best-looking fellow of his day! A sketch of his history
is in the 'Tatler,' under the name of 'Orlando the Fair.' He is terribly
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