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nd prove their Property to the same, shall have it restor'd them, on paying only the Charge of this Advertisement._" This he caused to be printed in all the publick News-Papers, and although there was no such Purse lost, and consequently no Claim made, the Action was cry'd up through the Town as the most just and laudable that was ever done by a Citizen, and particularly by a young Beginner; some saying, _How many were there in the World that would have been silent enough on such an occasion?_ And others, _Ay, Ay; if it were not for some such honest People left amongst us, the World would never stand._ Trade and Business now flow'd in so fast upon him, that he was scarce able to undergo the Fatigue of his Shop; which was constantly crouded with _Women_ of all Ranks and Conditions, who, they said, _were sure to meet with fairer Usage there, than in any other in the City_. His barely _averring, upon the Word of an honest Man, that the Goods in dispute lay him in more prime-cost than was bid him_, would go further than the Oaths of a dozen Witnesses in _Guild-hall_; and when he was urged to say, as _I'm a Christian_, or, _if one living Soul may believe another_, it would satisfy the most Judicious and Thrifty, and remove from his Shop the worst of Goods at the most extravagant Prices. The great Dealer in _India_ Goods is to sell as much China, Silks, and Muslins, _&c._ as he can, by which he shall get what he proposes to be reasonable, according to the customary Profits of his Business. As to a Lady, what she would be at, is to please her Fancy, and buy cheaper by a Shilling or two in the Pound, than the Things she wants are commonly sold at. Upon the approach of her Chariot to one of these Magazines of Trifles, up steps a Gentleman-like Man, that has every thing clean and fashionable about him; who, in low obeisance, pays her homage; and as soon as her pleasure is known that she has a mind to come in, hands her into the Shop; where immediately he slips from her, and in half a Moment, with great Address, entrenches himself behind the Compter. Here facing her, with a profound Reverence and modish Phrase, he begs the favour of knowing her Commands. Let her say and dislike what she pleases, she can never be directly contradicted. She deals with a Man in whom consummate Patience is one of the Mysteries of his Trade; and whatever Trouble she creates, she is sure to hear nothing but the most obliging Language; and has always
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