tin, "women
are more finicky than men."

"Recite an instance, please," put in the dainty little teacher of
domestic science.

"If a woman loses a stitch, she'll unravel a ball of yarn trying to
find it."

"That's nothing, compared with what a man will do," she came back
quickly. "If a man loses a quarter in a card game, he'll spend $10
trying to win it back."

_Woman_--A Mistress of Arts, who robs a bachelor of his degree, and
forces him to study philosophy by means of curtain lectures.

_See also_ Age; Clothing; Epitaphs; Fashion; Talkers; Wives; Woman
suffrage; Worry.

WOMAN SUFFRAGE

"It seems so silly to me," she said scornfully, as she threw down the
newspaper after a casual glance at the headlines.

"What seems silly?"

"All this talk about candidates for the presidency. There can't but
one be elected, can there?"

"Of course not."

"Well, why should a dozen or so be trying for it? Why doesn't just the
man who is going to be elected be a candidate, and all the rest go on
about their business, as all this talk and running around isn't going
to do them any good after all?"

"That young politician is paying you marked attention, girlie."

"Um, yes. Another problem added to our girlish troubles."

"Eh, what?"

"Is he after me or my vote?"

WARD HEELER--"Are women trying to reform politics?"

DISTRICT LEADER--"Reform nothing! They've started in to grab the
jobs."

FIRST LADY--"Did you vote with all those vile people?"

SECOND LADY--"I certainly did. I was curious to know how it felt."

"Wimmin voters this year."

"Yes, and these short skirts make a lot of wimmen look like little
girls."

"That's right. You gotta be careful who you try to pat on the head."

"Well, Maria," said Jiggles after the Town Election, "for whom did you
vote this morning?"

"I crossed off the names of all the candidates," returned Mrs.
Jiggles, "and wrote out my principles on the back of my ballot.
This is no time to consider individuals and their little personal
ambitions."

There are compensations in all things. When women get the suffrage
they won't want to be moving all the time, for fear of losing their
votes.--_Puck_.

"What are your reasons for wanting a divorce, madam?" inquired the
judge.

"Failure to support."

"But you live in apparent luxury."

"He failed to support me for a nomination that I wanted."

"Another of our masculine pleasures is about to become a thing