r the original 'Incroyables' ever sat
down.

I had just decided that, rather than continually risk dislocation of
the knee, they probably either reclined or leaned against pillars when
fatigued, when something impelled me to glance over my shoulder.

Framed in the doorway was standing Berry.

A frock of pale pink georgette, with long bell-shaped sleeves and a
black velvet girdle knotted at one side, fitted him seemingly like a
glove. A large Leghorn hat, its black velvet streamers fastened
beneath his chin, heavily weighted with a full-blown rose over one eye,
threatened to hide his rebellious mop of hair. White silk stockings
and a pair of ordinary pumps completed his attire. A miniature apron,
bearing the stencilled legend 'AN ENGLISH ROSE' upon its muslin, left
no doubt about his identity.

Beneath my gaze he looked down and simpered, swinging his bead bag
ridiculously.

I leaned back in my chair and began to laugh like a madman. Then I
remembered my knee-caps, and got up and leaned against the wall, whence
I could see him better.

As if his appearance alone were not enough, he spoke in an absurd
falsetto.

"No, I'm not supposed to be out till after Easter. But don't let that
stop you. I mean--you know I do say such dreadful things, and all the
time.... Father always calls me a tom-cat--I mean, tom-boy, but I
don't care. Haven't you any sisters? What not even a 'step'? Oh, but
what luck--I mean, I think we'll sit this one out, shall I? I know a
lovely place--in the inspection pit. I often go and sit there when I
want to have a good fruity drink--I mean, think. I always think it's
so wonderful to look up and see the gear-box, and the differential, and
the dear old engine-shield and feel you're alone with them
all--absolutely alone...."

The tempestuous arrival of Adele, looking sweet as "Pierrette," and
Jonah in the traditional garb of "Harlequin," cut short the soliloquy...

It was ere the two had recovered from their first paroxysm of laughter
that Berry minced to the fireplace and, with the coyest of pecks, rang
the electric bell.

A moment later Falcon entered the room.

My brother-in-law laughed and looked down, fingering his dress.

"Oh, Falcon," he said archly, "about to-morrow. I don't know whether
Mrs. Pleydell's told you, but there'll be four extra to lunch."

I have seen Falcon's eyes twinkle, and I have seen his mouth
work--times without number. I have seen him thrust a deca