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then, I see I have been deceived by every one! But I don't care--I'll never have him. JULIA Nay, Lydia---- LYDIA Why, is it not provoking? when I thought we were coming to the prettiest distress imaginable, to find myself made a mere Smithfield bargain of at last! There, had I projected one of the most sentimental elopements!--so becoming a disguise!--so amiable a ladder of ropes!--Conscious moon--four horses--Scotch parson--with such surprise to Mrs. Malaprop--and such paragraphs in the newspapers!--Oh, I shall die with disappointment! JULIA I don't wonder at it! LYDIA Now--sad reverse!--what have I to expect, but, after a deal of flimsy preparation with a bishop's license, and my aunt's blessing, to go simpering up to the altar; or perhaps be cried three times in a country church, and have an unmannerly fat clerk ask the consent of every butcher in the parish to join John Absolute and Lydia Languish, spinster! Oh that I should live to hear myself called spinster! JULIA Melancholy indeed! LYDIA How mortifying, to remember the dear delicious shifts I used to be put to, to gain half a minute's conversation with this fellow! How often have I stole forth, in the coldest night in January, and found him in the garden, stuck like a dripping statue! There would he kneel to me in the snow, and sneeze and cough so pathetically! he shivering with cold and I with apprehension! and while the freezing blast numbed our joints, how warmly would he press me to pity his flame, and glow with mutual ardour!--Ah, Julia, that was something like being in love. JULIA If I were in spirits, Lydia, I should chide you only by laughing heartily at you; but it suits more the situation of my mind, at present, earnestly to entreat you not to let a man, who loves you with sincerity, suffer that unhappiness from your caprice, which I know too well caprice can inflict. LYDIA O Lud! what has brought my aunt here? [Enter Mrs. MALAPROP, FAG, and DAVID.] Mrs. MALAPROP So! so! here's fine work!--here's fine suicide, parricide, and simulation, going on in the fields! and Sir Anthony not to be found to prevent the antistrophe! JULIA For Heaven's sake, madam, what's the meaning of this? Mrs. MALAPROP That gentleman can tell you--'twas he enveloped the affair to me. LYDIA [To FAG.] Do, sir, will you, inform us? FAG Ma'am, I should hold myself very deficient in every requisite that forms the man of breeding, if I delaye
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