ers, a counsellor or two, and one M'Manus, from
Dublin.'
"'The colonel?'
"'The same,' said he.
"'I'm there, Darby!' said I; 'but mind, you never saw me before.'
"'What?' said he.
"'You never set eyes on me before; mind that.'
"'I understand,' said Darby, with a wink; and we parted.
"I certainly was never very particular about dressing for dinner, but on
this day I spent a considerable time at my toilet; and when I looked in my
glass at its completion, was well satisfied that I had done myself justice.
A waistcoat of brown rabbit-skin with flaps, a red worsted comforter
round my neck, an old gray shooting-jacket with a brown patch on the arm,
corduroys, and leather gaiters, with a tremendous oak cudgel in my hand,
made me a most presentable figure for a dinner party.
"'Will I do, Darby?' says I, as he came into my room before dinner.
"'If it's for robbing the mail you are,' says he, 'nothing could be better.
Your father wouldn't know you!'
"'Would I be the better of a wig?'
"'Leave your hair alone,' said he. 'It's painting the lily to alter it.'
"'Well, God's will be done,' says I, 'so come now.'
"Well, just as the clock struck six I saw the colonel coming out of his
room, in a suit of most accurate sable, stockings, and pumps. Down-stairs
he went, and I heard the waiter announce him.
"'Now's my time,' thought I, as I followed slowly after.
"When I reached the door I heard several voices within, among which I
recognized some ladies. Darby had not told me about them. 'But no matter,'
said I; 'it's all as well;' so I gave a gentle tap at the door with my
knuckles.
"'Come in,' said Darby.
"I opened the door slowly, and putting in only my head and shoulders took a
cautious look round the room.
"'I beg pardon, gentlemen,' said I, 'but I was only looking for one Colonel
M'Manus, and as he is not here--'
"'Pray walk in, sir,' said O'Grady, with a polite bow. 'Colonel M'Manus
is here. There's no intrusion whatever. I say, Colonel,' said he turning
round, 'a gentleman here desires to--'
"'Never mind it now,' said I, as I stepped cautiously into the room, 'he's
going to dinner; another time will do just as well.'
"'Pray come in!'
"'I could not think of intruding--'
"'I must protest,' said M'Manus, coloring up, 'that I cannot understand
this gentleman's visit.'
"'It is a little affair I have to settle with him,' said I, with a fierce
look that I saw produced its effect.
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