She has little fingers which--ha! ha!--go into your
neck--ha! ha!--you will make me break something, nervous as I am.
Madame--Well, break something. If one may not touch one's husband, one
may as well go into a convent at once. (She puts her lips to MONSIEUR'S
ear and coquettishly pulls the end of his moustache.) I shall not be
happy till I have what I am longing for, and then it would be so kind of
you to do it.
Monsieur--Kind to do what? Come, dear, explain yourself.
Madame--You must first of all take off that great, ugly dressing-gown,
pull on your boots, put on your hat and go. Oh, don't make any faces; if
you grumble in the least all the merit of your devotedness will disappear
. . . and go to the grocer's at the corner of the street, a very
respectable shop.
Monsieur--To the grocer's at ten o'clock at night! Are you mad? I will
ring for John; it is his business.
Madame (staying his hand) You indiscreet man. These are our own private
affairs; we must not take any one into our confidence. I will go into
your dressing-room to get your things, and you will put your boots on
before the fire comfortably . . . to please me, Alfred, my love, my life.
I would give my little finger to have . . .
Monsieur--To have what, hang it all, what, what, what?
Madame--(her face alight and fixing her eyes on him)--I want a sou's
worth of paste. Had not you guessed it?
Monsieur--But it is madness, delirium, fol--
Madame--I said paste, dearest; only a sou's worth, wrapped in strong
paper.
Monsieur--No, no. I am kind-hearted, but I should reproach myself--
Madame--(closing his mouth with her little hands)--Oh, not a word; you
are going to utter something naughty. But when I tell you that I have a
mad longing for it, that I love you as I have never loved you yet, that
my mother had the same desire--Oh! my poor mother (she weeps in her
hands), if she could only know, if she were not at the other end of
France. You have never cared for my parents; I saw that very well on our
wedding-day, and (she sobs) it will be the sorrow of my whole life.
Monsieur--(freeing himself and suddenly rising)--Give me my boots.
Madame--(with effusion)--Oh, thanks, Alfred, my love, you are good, yes,
you are good. Will you have your walking-stick, dear?
Monsieur--I don't care. How much do you want of that abomination--a
franc's worth, thirty sous' worth, a louis' worth?
Madame--You know very well that I would not make an abuse of i
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