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uded it was a FORGERY." And so it turned out to be. "That boy," said Toole, "deserves to be taken up by some one, for he has great talent." "And in speaking of this matter," said Sir Henry, "I may tell you that bankers' clerks are the very best that ever could be invented as tests for handwriting. Their intelligence and accuracy are perfectly astonishing. They hardly ever make a mistake, and are seldom deceived. The experts in handwriting are clever enough, and mean to be true; but every _expert_ in a case, be he doctor, caligrapher, or phrenologist, has some unknown quantity of bias, and must almost of necessity, if he is on the one side or the other, exercise it, however unintentional it may be. The banker speaks _without this influence_, and therefore, if not more likely to be correct, is more reasonably supposed to be so. "Do you remember, Sir Henry," asked Toole, "what the clever rogue Orton wrote in his pocket-book? 'Some has money no brains; some has brains no money; them as has money no brains was made for them as has brains no money.'" "Just like Roger," said Sir Henry. This was a catch-phrase in society at the time of the trial. Some one recited from a number of _Hood's Comic Annual_ the following poem by Tom Hood:-- A BIRD OF ANOTHER FEATHER.[A] [Footnote A: These lines appeared about 1874, and I have to make acknowledgments to those whom I have been unable to ask for permission to reproduce, and trust they will accept both my apologies and thanks.] "Yestreen, when I retired to bed, I had a funny dream; Imagination backward sped Up History's ancient stream. A falconer in fullest dress Was teaching me his art; Of tercel, eyas, hood, and jess, The terms I learnt by heart. "He flew his falcon to attack The osprey, swan, and hern, And showed me, when he wished it back, The lure for its return. I thought it was a noble sport; I struggled to excel My gentle teacher, and, in short, I managed rather well. "The dream is o'er, and I to-day Return to modern time; But yet I've something more to say, If you will list my rhyme. I've been a witness in a case For seven long mortal hours, And, cross-examined, had to face The counsel's keenest powers. "With courteous phrase and winning smiles He led me gently on; I fell a victim to his wiles-- But how he changed anon! 'Oh, you're prepared to swear to that!'
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