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igg; the same Satanic, gallant, military Tigg. The brass was burnished, lacquered, newly stamped; yet it was the true Tigg metal notwithstanding. Beside him sat a smiling gentleman, of less pretensions and of business looks, whom he addressed as David. Surely not the David of the--how shall it be phrased?--the triumvirate of golden balls? Not David, tapster at the Lombards' Arms? Yes. The very man. 'The secretary's salary, David,' said Mr Montague, 'the office being now established, is eight hundred pounds per annum, with his house-rent, coals, and candles free. His five-and-twenty shares he holds, of course. Is that enough?' David smiled and nodded, and coughed behind a little locked portfolio which he carried; with an air that proclaimed him to be the secretary in question. 'If that's enough,' said Montague, 'I will propose it at the Board to-day, in my capacity as chairman.' The secretary smiled again; laughed, indeed, this time; and said, rubbing his nose slily with one end of the portfolio: 'It was a capital thought, wasn't it?' 'What was a capital thought, David?' Mr Montague inquired. 'The Anglo-Bengalee,' tittered the secretary. 'The Anglo-Bengalee Disinterested Loan and Life Assurance Company is rather a capital concern, I hope, David,' said Montague. 'Capital indeed!' cried the secretary, with another laugh--' in one sense.' 'In the only important one,' observed the chairman; 'which is number one, David.' 'What,' asked the secretary, bursting into another laugh, 'what will be the paid up capital, according to the next prospectus?' 'A figure of two, and as many oughts after it as the printer can get into the same line,' replied his friend. 'Ha, ha!' At this they both laughed; the secretary so vehemently, that in kicking up his feet, he kicked the apron open, and nearly started Cauliflower's brother into an oyster shop; not to mention Mr Bailey's receiving such a sudden swing, that he held on for a moment quite a young Fame, by one strap and no legs. 'What a chap you are!' exclaimed David admiringly, when this little alarm had subsided. 'Say, genius, David, genius.' 'Well, upon my soul, you ARE a genius then,' said David. 'I always knew you had the gift of the gab, of course; but I never believed you were half the man you are. How could I?' 'I rise with circumstances, David. That's a point of genius in itself,' said Tigg. 'If you were to lose a hundred pound wager to me
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