ny, on affidavit, that he had the beard of a Jewish
rabbi.

'Go WITH the grain, Poll, all round, please,' said Mr Bailey, screwing
up his face for the reception of the lather. 'You may do wot you like
with the bits of whisker. I don't care for 'em.'

The meek little barber stood gazing at him with the brush and soap-dish
in his hand, stirring them round and round in a ludicrous uncertainty,
as if he were disabled by some fascination from beginning. At last he
made a dash at Mr Bailey's cheek. Then he stopped again, as if the
ghost of a beard had suddenly receded from his touch; but receiving mild
encouragement from Mr Bailey, in the form of an adjuration to 'Go in and
win,' he lathered him bountifully. Mr Bailey smiled through the suds in
his satisfaction. 'Gently over the stones, Poll. Go a tip-toe over the
pimples!'

Poll Sweedlepipe obeyed, and scraped the lather off again with
particular care. Mr Bailey squinted at every successive dab, as it
was deposited on a cloth on his left shoulder, and seemed, with a
microscopic eye, to detect some bristles in it; for he murmured more
than once 'Reether redder than I could wish, Poll.' The operation being
concluded, Poll fell back and stared at him again, while Mr Bailey,
wiping his face on the jack-towel, remarked, 'that arter late hours
nothing freshened up a man so much as a easy shave.'

He was in the act of tying his cravat at the glass, without his coat,
and Poll had wiped his razor, ready for the next customer, when Mrs
Gamp, coming downstairs, looked in at the shop-door to give the barber
neighbourly good day. Feeling for her unfortunate situation, in having
conceived a regard for himself which it was not in the nature of things
that he could return, Mr Bailey hastened to soothe her with words of
kindness.

'Hallo!' he said, 'Sairah! I needn't ask you how you've been this long
time, for you're in full bloom. All a-blowin and a-growin; ain't she,
Polly?'

'Why, drat the Bragian boldness of that boy!' cried Mrs Gamp, though
not displeased. 'What a imperent young sparrow it is! I wouldn't be that
creetur's mother not for fifty pound!'

Mr Bailey regarded this as a delicate confession of her attachment,
and a hint that no pecuniary gain could recompense her for its being
rendered hopeless. He felt flattered. Disinterested affection is always
flattering.

'Ah, dear!' moaned Mrs Gamp, sinking into the shaving chair, 'that there
blessed Bull, Mr Sweedlepipe, has d